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Reblog so people on your blog know you will not put up with any of this.

yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand

LISTEN UP FUCKERS, DO I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. I AM ABOUT TO BESTOW SOMETHING ON YOU SO LIFE CHANGING THAT YOU WANT TO BREW SOME TEA TO CALM YOURSELF DOWN. I HAVE GAINED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO MAKE ACNE MY BITCH AND IT COMES IN THAT BOTTLE UP THERE. YOU RUB THIS JESUS JIZ OVER ACNE AFTER YOU WASH YOUR FACE AND IT WILL BE FORGIVEN OF ITS PAST SINS AND BE BANISHED FROM YOUR FACE. I STARTED USING THIS SHIT NOT A MONTH AGO, NOT A WEEK AGO, BUT 4 FUCKING DAYS AGO AND MOST OF MY FACE LAND MINES ARE GONE ALREADY. THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS? I PAID MOTHERFUCKING $3.99 FOR THIS ZIT-FUCKER IN A BOTTLE. $3.99. YOU COULD GET SOME FUCKING CHICKEN MCNUGGETS FOR THIS PRICE. SO TO SUM THINGS UP, GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR, GO TO YOUR NEAREST TARGET, AND STOCKPILE THIS SO THAT YOUR FACE CAN BE AS FLAWLESS AS BEYONCE BITCHES.

Just a realisation I had at midnight (via slomps)

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

i like the acoustic better than the original. it was how i imagined how this song should’ve sounded the first time I heard it.

heart.

Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine (via bl-ossomed)