Girl 1

Says

To Girl 2,

Pretty

Men

Answer

Telephones

a neutral ph is 7

a basic ph is is above a 7, because of that random tumblr post from years ago that said something like "on a scale of 1-10 you're a ten because you're basic"

an acidic ph is therefore below 7

additionally:

a base is a proton acceptor/taker, because basic bitches only take from you

transverse plane - divides the body from top to bottom, because trans people sometimes undergo top or bottom surgery

coronal - divides the body from front to back, because it looks like the word “anal” and that reminds me that you wipe front to back after going to the bathroom

saggital - divides the body from left to right, because it’s the only plane I had left without a way to remember it