jxckspxcer is totally naked and somehow this does not surprise me

░ ░ ; “Yes…and if I recall, you built me with a 40mm HD camera with an excellent zoom, yeah? Oh, and what’s this? I somehow have Chase Young’s cell phone number still stored in my memory drive?”

darkcowbxy showed up naked and I don't know why

   Cue the incoherent, girly screaming as he felt his body smack against the ground. If he had any sense of pain or a basic set up of veins under his artificial skin, he probably would be complaining about the large bruise that undoubtedly would be forming on his shiny, metal ass. His mouth dropped open, but quickly closed as, to be honest, he really didn’t know what to say to this weirdo kid.

   And so he blinked, cocking a brow as he mumbled;

date: babe, look up into the sky and count the stars

mate: wow that's a lot

Jack: I don't have it, losers.

Raimundo: Clay, tear his arms off.