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@pluvio-projects
Welcome!
@pluvio-projects is a side tumblr of @pluvio-phil3 that will involve personal projects of mine such as:
• Knitting/Crochet (nothing yet for either)
• Embroidery/Cross-Stitch
• Unintentional Parodies
and possibly more!
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Aesthetic Credit
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Litha Cross-Stitch Bookmark
We love making tiny progress on an imperfect star.
Beltane Cross-Stitch Bookmark
Okay, in my defense…I forgot to post more about the other bookmark. And the month changed, soooo…
(Yes, this is late. Yes, this isn’t a lot of progress. Things have been busy. At this point I’m just posting this for future me.)
Ostara Cross-Stitch Bookmark
Did I finish this pattern? Almost.
Did I stop once March came along? Yes.
Will I do this over and over? Most likely.
I dedicate and assign these kits and patterns to certain times! To feel the season! I’ll probably do the same thing with this one after Easter, though.
Imbolc Cross-Stitch Bookmark
Did I finish this pattern? No.
Am I gonna start a different pattern? Yes.
In my defense, it’s past Yule and Imbolc is about to arrive!
I’m (almost) practically done with this! I messed up two candles so I need to get some stuff to fix it and then finish the outline. And then sew the backside to it! Then clean it.
So little yet so much to do…
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Imbolc Cross-Stitch Bookmark
Did I finish this pattern? No.
Am I gonna start a different pattern? Yes.
In my defense, it’s past Yule and Imbolc is about to arrive!
Gotta finish Brigid’s Cross, candles, and some backstitches for the flowers and corn dolly!
Imbolc Cross-Stitch Bookmark
Did I finish this pattern? No.
Am I gonna start a different pattern? Yes.
In my defense, it’s past Yule and Imbolc is about to arrive!
So far I’ve finished the corn dolly for the bookmark! I’m surprised by how much I’ve accomplished with this cross stitch design these past six days!
Imbolc Cross-Stitch Bookmark
Did I finish this pattern? No.
Am I gonna start a different pattern? Yes.
In my defense, it’s past Yule and Imbolc is about to arrive!
And so it begins.
Imbolc Cross-Stitch Bookmark
Did I finish this pattern? No.
Am I gonna start a different pattern? Yes.
In my defense, it’s past Yule and Imbolc is about to arrive!
I’m Alone Again
[Verse 1]
I’m alone again
I’ve just found myself all alone again
I drove away all of the people and my friends
And I just find myself all alone again
[Verse 2]
I’m alone again
Sittin' nowhere but a severed den
Singin' songs that I may never sing again
I’ve just found myself all alone again
[Chorus]
I’m alone again
Takin’ off my mask that hides my face of dismay
We were best of friends
Thinkin’ that the world is always turnin' our way, but my way
[Verse 3]
Is all alone again
I’ve just found myself all alone again
I drove away all of the people and my friends
I’ve just found myself all alone again
[Chorus]
I’m alone again
Takin’ off my mask that hides my face of dismay
We were best of friends
Thinkin’ that the world is always turnin' our way, but my way
[Verse 4]
Is all alone again
I’ve just found myself all alone again
I drove away all of the people and my friends
And I just find myself all alone again
And I just find myself all alone again
This parody was actually stuck in my head the other day. Wonder what that says about me.
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Suck It Up Buttercup
[Chorus]
Why don’t you suck it up (Suck it up)
Buttercup, baby
And get over it? (Over it)
Just do it or quit
And then, worst of all (Worst of all)
You never know, baby
When you say you do (Say you do)
Hell, what’s up with you?
I need you (I need you)
To hear what I am saying
Or leave me be and just go home
So suck it up (Suck it up)
Buttercup, leave me alone
[Verse 1]
"I won’t miss it again", you lie to me like I’m ten
That’s bullshit, what is it with you men? (Ba-dah-dah)
I look at the time, why are you in my prime
You’re not here, you let me down again (Hey, hey, hey)
[Pre-Chorus]
Baby, baby, try to find (Hey, hey, hey)
A little time and maybe you’ll have fun (Hey, hey, hey)
I'll be there, I'll be having fun with or without you
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[Chorus]
Why don’t you suck it up (Suck it up)
Buttercup, baby
And get over it? (Over it)
Just do it or quit
And then, worst of all (Worst of all)
You never know, baby
When you say you do (Say you do)
Hell, what’s up with you?
I need you (I need you)
To hear what I am saying
Or leave me be and just go home
So suck it up (Suck it up)
Buttercup, leave me alone
[Verse 2]
To you, I’m a bitch, but I could make a switch
to much more
If you just try a bit (Ba-dah-dah)
Although you’re busy, why couldn’t you just tell me and what for?
Did you forget again? (Hey, hey, hey)
[Pre-Chorus]
Baby, baby, try to find (Hey, hey, hey)
A little time and maybe you’ll have fun (Hey, hey, hey)
I'll be there, I'll be having fun with or without you
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[Chorus]
Why don’t you suck it up (Suck it up)
Buttercup, baby
And get over it? (Over it)
Just do it or quit
And then, worst of all (Worst of all)
You never know, baby
When you say you do (Say you do)
Hell, what’s up with you?
I need you (I need you)
To hear what I am saying
Or leave me be and just go home
So suck it up (Suck it up)
Buttercup, leave me alone
[Outro]
I-I-I need you to hear what I am saying
Or leave me be and just go home
So suck it up (Suck it up)
Buttercup, leave me alone
I Saw Uncle Killing Santa Claus
I saw uncle killing Santa Claus
Underneath the wooden hearth that night
He didn't see my phone taking snaps of who he’d blown
He didn’t hear my laughter because he was in the zone
Then I saw uncle shooting Santa Claus
Lighting up the fireplace so bright
Oh, what a laugh it really was
The wreath fallen all because
Of uncle killing Santa Claus that night
I saw uncle killing Santa Claus
Underneath the wooden hearth that night
He didn't see my phone taking snaps of who he’d blown
He didn’t hear my laughter because he was in the zone
I saw uncle shooting Santa Claus
Lighting up the fireplace so bright
Oh, what a laugh it really was
The wreath fallen all because
Of uncle killing Santa Claus that night
Have I been told what firearm my uncle used? No. Have I asked what firearm my uncle used? Also no.
In other words, Merry Christmas! I’m sure Santa Claus is fine…
Yule Cross-Stitch Bookmark
This arrived yesterday in the mail and I was so damn excited that I just started it. There’s more on it now (took the photo yesterday) since my excitement just continued this morning.
I’ll share my WIP of it with y’all!
Got all of the words done! Now it’s time to add more things! Next update will be when I complete the bottom of the bookmark.
Got the candles done! Now to do the top.
The Weatherman Can
[Intro]
<Talking>
Hey everybody! Gather 'round!
I'm here to give you the weather today!
You want the humidity, wind speed, air quality?! Whatever you like!
You have come to the right channel! Why? I'll tell you why!
[Verse 1]
Who can take up your time? (Who can take up your time?)
With a simple little lie? (With a simple little lie?)
Says it’s gonna rain
But there are no clouds in the sky
[Chorus]
The Weatherman (the Weatherman)
The Weatherman can! (The Weatherman can!)
[Verse 2]
Who can say it’s snowing? (Who can say it’s snowing?)
Who can say it’s hot? (Who can say it’s hot?)
Make you put on layers and
Proceed to let you rot
[Chorus]
The Weatherman can 'cause
He has to do his job and
It’s the best he’s got! (It’s the best he’s got!)
[Bridge]
The Weatherman lies
All of the damn time
‘Cause no one knows what they are doing
They have a guy to just start spewing
(Take a guess at what he’s brewing)
[Verse 3]
Who can be right sometimes? (Who can be right sometimes?)
Gives us a surprise? (Gives us a surprise?)
And when we go to praise him
He acts like he’s so wise
[Chorus]
The Weatherman takes
Any time we make
Some plans to go out
for some dinner
We never know he’s a beginner
The only ones who do are the inner
Mmm! Fantastic!
[Verse 4]
Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?)
In so many ways? (In so many ways?)
Instead of getting fired, hey!
He finds a way to stay!
[Chorus]
The Weatherman can 'cause
He has to do his job and
It’s the best he’s got! (It’s the best he’s got!)
And your Weatherman can 'cause
He has to do his job and
It’s the best he’s got! (It’s the best he’s got!)
And I feel so good
Because the Weatherman
Says I should! Oh!...
And the next day I posted (and now reblogged) this one…
I find myself funny damnit
You’ve Got An Enemy
[Verse 1]
You've got an enemy
You've got an enemy
When you find that you need some space
And you grow tired
Of this wild goose chase
You need to close your eyes and see my face
Babe, you've got an enemy
Yeah, you've got an enemy
[Verse 2]
You've got an enemy
You've got an enemy
You've got troubles, and I’ve been the cause
I take up all your time and put your life on pause
We get into some fights and break our jaws
'Cause you've got an enemy
You've got an enemy
[Bridge]
Some others hoes might be
A little more annoying than me
Sassier and easy too, maybe
But none of them will ever hate you
The way I do, it's ride or die, bitch
[Verse 3]
And as our lives go by
Our rivalry will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got an enemy
You've got an enemy
You've got an enemy
Just want to celebrate the anniversary of my first post on this blog! I truly resonate with this parody, which has been tempting me to record myself singing it!
If that somehow happens, I may or may not post it somewhere.
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Yule Cross-Stitch Bookmark
This arrived yesterday in the mail and I was so damn excited that I just started it. There’s more on it now (took the photo yesterday) since my excitement just continued this morning.
I’ll share my WIP of it with y’all!
Got all of the words done! Now it’s time to add more things! Next update will be when I complete the bottom of the bookmark.
As Good As It Gets
[Roommate 1]
We've got a basic, new room
With two small twin beds
You’re hopefully drama-free.
We've got excessive febreze
For any potheads,
Our neighborhood might have three.
And with these wooden, old desks
To do our work on,
And study all night ‘till we hit new dawn
Roomie, let's face it!
This is as good as it gets!
[Roommate 2]
We've got the prettiest view from a single window
Between our lame wooden drawers.
[Roommate 1]
We've got a fashioned-old swipe
That has our info
To get through the heavy doors.
[Roommate 2]
And when our ID’s don’t work
Within the hallway
[Roommate 1]
We try to contact our active RA
[Roommate 2]
Guess we misplaced it!
[Both]
This is as good as it gets!
[Roommate 1]
We live on the upper lower floor now.
[Roommate 2]
Easy, yet, oh, so hard.
[Roommate 1]
Our AC can work!
[Roommate 2]
We have AC now!
[Roommate 1]
We bathe when we can!
[Roommate 2]
Now "bathe," is a plan.
[Both]
And as the weather up here keeps changing often,
We're changing in some ways, too!
[Roommate 2]
I think my wardrobe is like a whole foot deeper.
[Roommate 1]
Right now I relate to you.
[Both]
And though our dorm and our space is suffocating,
Together we’d give a decent rating!
[Roommate 1]
Roomie, we made it!
[Roommate 2]
Forcefully paid it!
[Both]
Since we can’t trade it
This is as good as it gets!
Commentary:
The idea of making a parody of this song popped up April and for some reason I could only now finish it.
I don’t even know if what I’ve made was my original idea for it.
Who knows.
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It’s probably close enough.