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honestly id be lying if i said i wasnt a big fan of this
So I remembered this exists and now it's donezo The song
I am once again sharing my Spicah Meatball animatic
Always thinking about how we ALMOST had a Plants vs Zombies movie that's directed by the same guys who made The Lego Movie, Mitchells Vs The Machines, Clone High, and Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs
fat bodies tutorial!
ALRIGHT SO my pal @kalreyno wanted help with drawing fat characters and as a fat artist i felt like i could give a bit of helpful insight on that. thereâs also been a lot of complaining about âboo hoo fat characters are hard to draw so i canât include them in my work Everâ goin on lately so if thatâs your case then this is for you too!! and also just for anyone who would like help with fat bodies in general, ofc. anyway, letâs get this show on the road!!
letâs start with some common misconceptions. these are the two main attempts at chubby bodies i run into, so iâll focus on them.Â
the Anime Chubby i see everywhere, and itâs justâŚâŚso wrong in many ways. first of all, there is almost no additional body fat compared to your average thin character - except for where itâs added in âattractiveâ places (breasts, hips, thighs). the breasts are way too perky, and donât have the realistic shape fat would give them (though how to draw accurate breasts is another tutorial all on its own lmao). there is still a thigh gap, which usually only happens in very thin people, and bones are still visible on the surface of the skin, which also rarely happens in fat people.
the Michelin Man is better in some ways, but still not that great. itâs a slightly better attempt, but basically all thatâs done there is taking a thin character and blowing them up, while giving no thought to fat distribution. the thigh gap is usually still present, and they look a lot more hard than soft - and fat is very soft and pliable.
hereâs a chart on how fat usually distributes (if you canât read my messy writing, â1. next to no fat, 2. moderate amount, 3. most of the fat distributionâ). basically, the more muscle an area has, the more prone it is to develop fat, such as the abdomen, thighs, and upper arms. itâs important to note that fat sits on top of muscle, and that it does distribute in different levels, and not evenly across the body as shown in the Michelin Man.Â
now, hereâs an accurate fat body with all of that kept in mind!! notice how the fat isnât only kept to aesthetically pleasing areas, and how it sits realistically on the characterâs body. their breasts sag a lot more, which happens even in thin people with larger breasts, and the nipples are pointing more downwards than straight out. there is no thigh gap in sight, there are no bones in sight, and most importantly, they have fat rolls, which are very important in drawing a convincing fat character!! as far as i know iâve never met a single person with no rolls at all, and everyone has them, whether thin or fat - theyâre just more prominent and more consistently present in fat people. pay close attention to where they are and how theyâre shaped.
here are a couple of drawings showing how fat is affected when sitting vs stretching. as seen in the first, the fat specifically on the stomach is distributed a lot more evenly and stretched out, so it becomes âflatterâ. the love handles are still pretty visible, though, as well as the fat on the thighs and arms. the breasts are raised with the shoulders, and the fat on the shoulders and near the neck forms rolls as itâs being pushed together.Â
in the second, there is a lot less room for distribution, so the fat is all pushed together. the breasts sag and the stomach forms rolls and spills into the lap. a good analogy for the way fat works is to liken it to a water balloon, and thinking of how its shape would change when resting flat on a surface, hanging off of a ledge, held upright, etc.
here are a few extra tips i find a lot of people miss!
first on the top is the hip/pubic region. the first circle is showing the way the bellybutton is folded in fat people, as opposed to stretched out in thinner people. the second is the stomach fat spilling over onto the pubic region and creating a separation in the two areas, which is something thatâs missing in a lot of art. in addition, the pubic mound also gains fat, making it round as seen in the profile drawing i did up there (iâve heard people refer to it as fupa?). the last in the hip region is the lack of a thigh gap. i canât stress this enough!!!! if youâre trying to draw a convincing fat character, make sure their thighs are pretty much always touching!! for reference, mine literally donât separate until my feet are about 2ft from each other.
the bottom right is showing the double chin, which a lot of people are afraid to draw!! fat does distribute itself here too, and thereâs nothing wrong with it, so donât feel like you shouldnât give fat characters a double chin in your work for fear of it looking like a caricature.
in the bottom middle, itâs showing how fat affects different types of breasts with the presence of more or less breast tissue.Â
lastly, at the very right are stretch marks with their usual locations and directions, which i also canât stress enough!!!!! i sometimes forget to add them honestly, but theyâre so important in accurately portraying fat characters, as they literally come from the skin being stretched from fat being gained (and theyâre also just rlly neat lookin like why wouldnât you lmao). some people have less and some people have more, feel free to experiment with them!
the last thing is body types!! there isnât one single way for a person to be fat, so feel free to experiment with shapes once youâve learned the basics!!Â
so there you have it, a tutorial on how to draw chubs!! now go forth and make some accurate fanart or some rad fat characters, because the world could always use more of both. hmu if you have any questions or concerns, and thanks for reading!!
EDIT: someone pointed out the bad wording in the tutorial. thank you for bringing it to my attention and sorry for offending anybody. iâve updated the tut, so please reblog this one!

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Hey kid you want a job?
Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.
See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.
Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.
Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.
Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.
Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section
(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!
Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.
Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(
Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!
Listen to me
Listen very closely
The above is exactly why half of my friends come to me, and cry they're suffering, and I get to bestow my job hunting knowledge on them. I love this shit, it's a game.
For credentials my fastest job hunting time has been 1 week. I searched for 1 week, got an interview, and was hired within a week. My slowest was 1 month, while out of work, while telling ALL my interviewers that I quit my work without notice (I was testing my interviewers to see how shocked they'd get when I'd tell them why, anyone who wasn't shocked I would tell them at the end that I will keep them in mind (not)). My entire average is 2-3 weeks.
Firstly, what you're gunna do is pick a job sector. You're gunna pick a few of these by the end, but for now pick one. Maybe you wanna do bookkeeping, maybe you wanna do something in doggy daycare. Maybe you're a sous chef. Idk! Figure out what abouts you want first. Do not apply to anything yet. You're gunna look at the job description, I've picked out a few for bookkeepers below.
Now what you're gunna do is you're gunna look for "buzz words", or rather words that are gunna appear commonly and indicate the tone for that job. I've highlighted some, but not all in my examples below
Just look at that snout at how similar those descriptions are!
Now that you've got your buzzwords, you're gunna slap those babies into your resume! You see, since your resume is usually read by a computer first, you're gunna trick the computer into giving it to a person. Really what the computer is scanning for is how similar your resume is to the job description. Remember your bullet points, and to keep it short, try to only have 3 to 5 bullet points per job:
- Processed over 500 invoices a day in an efficient and accurate manner
- Curated reports for management review by utilizing available data
- Monitored and recorded over 100 submissions each day increasing accuracy by 50%
These are some great, made up examples I pulled from those buzz words. You might notice I added some numbers into there. That's something you'll wanna try and note for yourself, how much of something you can do, how accurate, how much efficiency you increased, these look GREAT when your resume gets past the computer and is moved in front of a real person.
Now you have your sector-based resume with lots of buzzwords. This is great! Now for the easy part. You're gunna channel your inner "IDGAF" And you're gunna send that to every listing you like on indeed. Filter for "Apply on Indeed" and spam that shit. Sometimes you gotta answer a few extra questions, but if they give me more than 5 quick questions I trash the submission and move on.
Don't waste your time jumping through hoops, streamline it for yourself and use the same methods companies are using. Push MASSIVE amounts of average quality resumes out. The more opportunities taken = the greater the chance of success. For every opportunity taken you've now pitched a chance of success, for every resume you cannot submit because you're piddling around on their stupid website or answering 50 interview questions online, you send out a 0% chance of success.
So go, try this, and see how it works for you.
Some additional things to consider:
- Add random shit in your resume, I added my "Board Game Club" (BDSM group) into my resume for hobbies and discussed how I got my start using sparklines there
- Never underestimate the flair of a little Clipart fleur-de-lis or something on your resume. Never put colored Clipart, but a little floral or swirl design located somewhere nice makes it stand out
- if you don't have a degree that doesn't mean they won't pick you, twice now I've come to a job without a bachelors and being honest that I was only getting an associates before I think of my next steps
- Embellish, do not lie. Jargoning your job description to make it sound cool and professional is GREAT. Do not give me a resume saying you can use CNC machinery when you've only used a 3D printer. Just tell me you know how to program and manage a 3d printer and want to learn CNC machinery.
- Keep. Your. Resume. To. Two. Or. Less. Pages. You don't need EVERY job, only the relevant ones, if your interviewer asks about the gap, tell them what job you had during that time (or if you wanna lie say you were taking college courses and were on a break, you dont need a degree to say you took courses) and that you only wanted to showcase the most relevant ones
- I'm serious on that last one I'll eat your fucking resume
HERE'S HOW TO WRITE A COVER LETTER FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS DONE IT PROFESSIONALY:
Look at the job description.
Identify what they want examples of like "ability to multitask" or "can work across teams to achieve success" or "can work on a budget".
Pick three.
Write this:
IF YOU CAN FIND THE NAME OF A HIRING PERSON: Dear [Name]
IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE NAME OF A HIRING PERSON: Fuck the usual salutation and just roll directly into "I was very excited when I saw this job application. I feel I am a great fit for this role."
Now, look at the three things you chose from their list of what they want. Write a paragraph like this.
I am an adept multitakser who routinely handles several projects/deadlines/needs (whatever). In my current position I [multitask example]. In my previous work, I [second example].
SECOND PARAGRAPH SAME AS THE FIRST DIFFERENT THING THEY WANT BUT NOT ANY WORSE:
In my current position, I work with multiple teams daily, including [name any team you have waved hello to in the hall] and through my work we have [list an accomplishment that required multiple teams].
THIRD PARAGRAPH HERE WE GO AGAIN:
Staying in budget is something I am very familiar with. When I worked on [team], my contributions [list] not only brought the project in on time but under budget by [number]. I have also brought in other projects under budget [examples].
AND NOW THE FINALE:
Thank you for your time in reviewing my cover letter and resume. I look forward to discussing my qualifications and interest in the role with you at length. I can reached at [phone number] and [email].
Sincerely,
[NAME]
And remember, any question that is looking for a negative story ("Tell me about a time you had a conflict with a co-worker") should ALWAYS be presented by you as "I do have a story for that, and I'm pleased with how I handled it." and then you focus on the all the positives in that situation. So, state what the problem was, and then how you fixed it, and then how fixing it improved your working experience. For example:
"Well, I worked with a man named Bob, and he never answered any emails he got after 3:00 PM, so if I had a question after 3, I'd start a draft email and just add to it if i had further questions. And then I'd schedule it to send at the top of his workday. He started earlier than me, and I'd usually come in to a reply from him with the answers I needed when I first sat down for the day. I actually had another co-worker who was having trouble getting Bob to answer questions, and I said, "Oh, are you sending them after 3?" and when she said yes, I shared my own process so it was easier for her to get information, too."
You see how you acknowledge there was an issue but put most of the focus in your answer on the fix? That's the sort of answer they're looking for. The "tell us about something bad at work" questions are about weeding out people who will take any moment to go into a full-on complaint about anything. Any questions that SOUND negative are about wanting to hear your POSTIVIE ability to manage conflict and difficulties.
Alright we get it
This was the picture btw
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this makes me wanna transition ngl
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Amongst many other miseries that Bashful has to deal with on a daily basis, being âmistakenâ for furniture is one of the worst
Ok guys, uhh, hear me out.
I've seen this post a handful of times before, but now I've been thinkin.
Just like they said, there is a lack of androgynous counterparts if binary gendered words that 1) are not umbrella terms or 2) are not derived from nonbinary/enby and that honestly sucks.
So, I am suggesting a couple specific to nonbinary folks wording that were and were not originally proposed by me, in regards of man/woman and boy/girl.
For the androgynous for man/woman, specifically for people who are not willin to use enban/enben there is ferhman and ferhmen. I specifically like this one because the origin of the âferhâ part comes from old english âfeorhâ that can mean soul, living being or person.
And this one, that I specifically like because I kinda came up with the idea, is the androgynous for boy/girl: fer! It's short and it's one syllable with combines with the shortness of both girl and boy, somethin that ticked me off with enby as a counterpart. And I specifically think the plural is cute! Feries! It even makes a crescent order of plurals; boys (4 letters), girls (5 letters) and feries (6 letters).
Just noting that I did not exactly came up with the suggestions, outside of fer, because I'm generally spreadin the idea here. Feel inspired to come up with other androgynous language, I'd feel happy if you did so actually, because I'm tired of people not taking nonbinary language seriously and not making an effort to create with their own community.

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Nonbinary Terminology Masterpost
This is by no means an exclusive post - thereâs definitely a lot of nonbinary terms not covered in the links I have here. So if you have any further resources / information about this nonbinary topic, please feel free to add to this post!
Gender Neutral Words & Terms to use:
Gender Neutral Terms
Gender Neutral / Queer Titles
Here are the Gender-neutral Words and Phrases you Should Know
Gender-neutral language Wiki Page
Gender neutral language in English
How to Use Gender-Neutral Words
Videos:
Being Nonbinary Vs. Androgyny - Whatâs the difference?
Non-Binary vs Binary Gender
Answering all your Nonbinary Questions
What is a Nonbinary gender?
What is Gender fluid?
What is Greygender?
Text:
What is Maverique?
What does Nonbinary Men mean?
A list of Some Neurogenders
Genderqueer Wiki Page
What does nonbinary mean?
Gender Master List
List of Uncommon Nonbinary identities
Previous Masterposts:
Transmasc Presentation
Transfem Presentation
Androgynous Presentation Tips
HRT Masterpost
Low Dose Testosterone HRT
Top Surgery Masterpost
Breast Augmentation Masterpost
Coming Out Masterpost
Gender Questioning Masterpost
Masterpost for Trans Allies
Choosing a New Name for Yourself Masterpost
Writing Trans Characters Masterpost
Transgender Pregnancy & Fertility Masterpost
Chest Binding Masterpost
Transmasc Lower Surgery Masterpost
Transfem Lower Surgery Masterpost
Pronouns Masterpost
Self Care Masterpost
Nonbinary Terms 101
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Instead of using Dad/Mom/Father/Mother, use:
- Parent
- Guardian
Instead of using sister/brother, use:
- Sibling
Instead of using girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband, use:
- Partner
- Lover
- Significant Other
- Spouse
- Enbyfriend
Instead of using niece/nephew, use:
- Neiphew
Instead of using uncle/aunt/auntie, use:
- Auncle
Instead of using boy/girl, use:
- Enby
Instead of using men/women, use:
- Enben
Instead of using man/woman, use:
- Enban
Instead of using grandmother/grandson, use:
- Grandparent
- Grandchild
Note: These are terms for Nonbinary people to use, but Nonbinary people can use any term they'd like! If one wants to be called a "wife", they are still nonbinary and valid! These are just androgynous terms for us to use. Some of these terms are more exclusive for only nonbinary people to use, like enbyfriend and enban/enben/enby. Most of these are just for nonbinary people to use but anyone can use them for themselves.
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have a photoset that doesnât do my figure justice! and please donât mind the dust thanks
So I made a Bashful figurine! Its my first attempt at something this detailed (I have made clay sculptures many times before in sculpture classes in high school). Iâm hoping to make more soon⌠I will most likely make Doc or Sneezy next.

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