I am the law.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

What I love about this scene: her counselor doesn’t write her off and scoff at her for being determined, she accepts it and says, “Okay. Well if you really want it, here’s what you need to do next”, and sets out a game plan. HashtagWomenSupportingWomen.

how do you fry a margarita

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is

me watching sports: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck 

For someone who claims to love books I spend a heck of a lot of time not reading them

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

are we going to have crowley fridays?

yes please let’s make this a thing

HAPPY CROWELY FRIDAY :D

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

Oh lord

If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.

2017 better be fuckin lit because I’m fuckin tired