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nobody:

me: still thinking about how thoroughly Luci enjoys Al's "fuck you" in Dad Beat Dad

#hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer morningstar

#that is the face of a man getting his enrichment for the first time in years

dying at @winekita's tags

I'm now imagining lucifer as a tiger in a zoo and alastor as his cardboard box of enrichment

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i LOVE how all eyes are on Alastor in this scene

#alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #plus-pirate-thoughts #hazbin hotel alastor

#al is the proudest sinner and luci is the sin of pride #what more can we say hnnghh #yes pls s2 show more of their interactions like this plss pretty pls

nobody:

me: still thinking about how thoroughly Luci enjoys Al's "fuck you" in Dad Beat Dad

shadebloopnik

Prev you are so right and im praying to all that is (un)holy (or you know, keekee) that they play this up more in season 2. Lucifer being the only being to so easily break Alastor on the regular and lapping up at the reactions like the pridefuk btch he is lmfaooo

nobody:

me: still thinking about how thoroughly Luci enjoys Al's "fuck you" in Dad Beat Dad

scarlettnoirxoxo

I fucking love their tension and Niffty and Angel dust can back me up on this

c4ligulas-aquar1um

these gay hoes istg

"I DO NOT FUCKING ENJOY BEING DISRESPECTED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL OF YOU ARE TALKING"

c4ligulas-aquar1um

we're not saying you like to be disrespected, we're saying you like to be disrespected by *alastor*

"I FUCKING HATE THAT DEER"

…do you though?

"yes I do"

“Uh huh,” she says with sarcasm. “And what exactly is the biggest reason you ‘hate’ him?”

"his stupid personality, and that stupid smile. And the fact he is a stupid deer. HE IS ALSO TRYING TO STEAL MY DAUGHTER"

“Look as a long time slave to customer service, I get the smile - and I don’t think he got to choose which animal he looked like down here,” she explained. “Now the whole daughter stealing bit, that makes more sense.”

"OF COURSE IT DOES! WHY THE FUCK IS HE TRYING TO STEAL/MY/ DAUGHTER!?"

#the drama #I love it andks

“Have you, I don’t know, asked him?”

nobody:

me: still thinking about how thoroughly Luci enjoys Al's "fuck you" in Dad Beat Dad

#radioapple #alastor #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #lucifer × alastor

charlie sent them to buy new clothes

(they got locked in for the night in the soup aisle)

fanartandfanfiction

Psssst can I borrow this idea