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"My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I’m writing a letter, I can’t write a letter, why can’t I write a letter? I’m wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, ‘Casablanca’ is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don’t I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!" Lorelai Gilmore dixit

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milestellers

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european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

koyotte

but I need to pee

seanconneraille

that’s why there are ballads

nothingcanbreakthemapart

last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN

velaryons

europe during the performances:

europe during the voting:

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MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

daethnotes

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

occasionaloranges

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

occasionaloranges

They really just went and DID THAT

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carlaconnors

#gilmore girls but make it 2020

msmarvel

cinematic parallels

brittany

Fleabag | 2x05

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ashleysjohnson

Don’t forget me.

I won’t remember anything else

sickchild

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trueloveistreacherous

Hey. If you want, we can be each other’s emotional support animal. That role is reserved for Edison. But maybe you could be my emotional support human.

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