the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

everyone gangsta till iroh sings leaves from the vine

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

it should be free to have a little cat. government subsidized, even. u should get the exact same tax breaks as if u have kids

reblog this post to give the person you rbed from a bowl of soup and a piece of bread :)

dating me is 50% memes and terrible humor, 20% me being sarcastic and distant, and 30% me pathetically confessing how much i admire and love u

you can turn it off but only once

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance