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@plsaubrey
Not on the inside of any person’s body, they don’t. So, you were thinking about the dick?
What about on the outside? Because speaking of that. I actually do have plenty of chicken left over if you’re hungry? I probably was. I didn’t get the dick I was thinking of but I did get the chicken I meant to be asking for at least.
I am hungry, actually. Are you -- is this an invitation? I'm happy you got your chicken.
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I’m not completely sure that I would like to find out. Uh — is that on the menu?
But everybody loves chicken? No, unfortunately it’s not on the menu. It’s just on Amani’s subconscious I think.
Not on the inside of any person's body, they don't. So, you were thinking about the dick?
How can you — ? I think you are confused, Amani. You bleed blood. What did you order?
I do bleed chicken, Aubs. You haven’t seen what my insides are made of yet. I asked them for the Dick ‘Em bucket.
I'm not completely sure that I would like to find out. Uh -- is that on the menu?
What happened? Do you not like KFC?
No, I love KFC. I bleed fried chicken. I just made an ass out of myself by asking for the wrong thing.
How can you -- ? I think you are confused, Amani. You bleed blood. What did you order?
I had the most horrifying experience in the KFC drive=thru today.
What happened? Do you not like KFC?
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petplay but im going to act like an asshole cat and knock everything off of your shelves merry christmas
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Choking on water is my least favorite. Like, you’re choking? And you want to drink more of the water, but you can’t? Terrible.
Waterception, Aubrey?
I'm sorry? What does that mean?
On — on what? Are you okay?
Just on Water, Aubs. I’m okay; I’m surprised I didn’t wake you up, hahah.
Choking on water is my least favorite. Like, you're choking? And you want to drink more of the water, but you can't? Terrible.
I just choked so bad I saw stars.
On -- on what? Are you okay?
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Wrong answer.
Was I meant to say that I don't think you're cute?
You’re too kind, Aubs. We have to watch Broad City together some time. You might not get a lot of their references but their physical humor is just as good. It’s probably my newest favorite show. English is one of the hardest languages to learn, I get it. Sometimes my mom still doesn’t understand half the shit I’m saying and she was born here.
I would like that. Physical humor? Like -- like exercise? I watch a lot of programs on Netflix, lately, because reading English subtitles is easier than understanding it out loud, sometimes. Maybe you should talk slower with her, yes? Or not use the hip lingo.
How dang cute?
Much. A lot. Super duper dang cute.
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You have to help me catch on to the other hip lingos, though. You’re very welcome! I am beginning to get the feeling that I may have misinterpreted ‘expense’, there.
I have to warn you, I’m not very hip in the slightest. I mean, what very little coolness I have now, I’ve learned it all from watching Broad City and like, fucking Frank Ocean lyrics. You may have, yes. ‘At my expense’ means like..to my disadvantage, I guess? I never thought about what it meant before.
You've always seemed hip to me. Though, your definition of hip and my definition could be different from each other. Oh, I like Frank Ocean! I do not know of this Broad City. It's a television program, yes? Got it. English is more memorization than inferring, I've found -- nothing makes very much sense.
I was worrying. I was thinking that something happened, maybe, but I am glad you’re okay. You are okay, right? What would you have done if you had done? I didn’t hear that end part. Yes, yes. Definitely.
No, yeah, I’m fine. Fuck, it’s been forever. I don’t know, I don’t know. I’m...
It is weird, isn't it? I never thought I would ever get to meet you -- you've always been, like, very far away. Even in my head. I'm two doors down from you! Two-hundred-and-one. Coffee would be nice, yes. I have the -- the plane tiredness. What do you call it?
