suck more toes

i understand why people love doing the "cute hollanov babies" thing but My Truth is that shane and ilya talk about kids like passively with the assumption that at some point down the line when they're retired or something they'll have one but they actually wind up impulse adopting a like preteen from the irina foundation that's grubby and battered and obsessed with hockey because it's their one place to just Be and they both obviously are just as obsessed with them succeeding in hockey but ilya also regularly kidnaps the kid for a "movie childhood" day where they go do things people do in movies when they're kids like get ice cream and play at the park and take car trips stupid places where he makes them awkwardly pose for pictures

putting this in the world again because my dash is littered with hollanov toddlers

you can’t hurt me I used to be emo before it was socially acceptable

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

Caretaker with a cool cloth on a sleeping feverish Whumpee, and Whumpee kinda half wakes up, Caretaker shushes them back to sleep “It’s okay, I’m just trying to get your fever down. You can go back to sleep”

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.