Things Thing Says

“Would it kill you to be a little more enthusiastic?” ... 1 minute later <acts enthusiastic> <makes choking sounds> “Mum, I’m dead”

What was meant: Matroo ki Bijlee ka Mandola

A cat whose vocal chords are in the wrong place.

Mahm & Thing

I blame Mix

OKAY THEN

One small boy whispers, "she didn't cut a cake, she killed a cat."

"Good morning Joolian, it's my birthday." " " "Good morning Bottle, it's my birthday." " " "Good morning Huckleberry, it's my birthday." " " " " " " "See if I wish any of you cats on your birthdays."

"Did they celebrate birthdays in olden days?" "Yes." "Not when you were a child. Really olden days." "How long ago?" "50 years ago."

She still calls it Pista Piss <3

“Stop kidding. Why would they name a movie after a mall?”

He’s singing a capoeira song, something he seems to do *all* the time lately. A.L.L. T.H.E. T.I.M.E. “I’ve actually come to miss you singing all those annoying Hindi and Tam and Mallu songs. Whoever thought this day would come”, I say, gulping down a sob. Thing: “There, there. You’ll live.”