On enthusiasm
“Would it kill you to be a little more enthusiastic?” ... 1 minute later <acts enthusiastic> <makes choking sounds> “Mum, I’m dead”
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On enthusiasm
“Would it kill you to be a little more enthusiastic?” ... 1 minute later <acts enthusiastic> <makes choking sounds> “Mum, I’m dead”

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Hindi is still awesome
What was said: What is that movie where Imran Khan plays Billi with Tommy and Silly?
What was meant: Matroo ki Bijlee ka Mandola
Justin Bieber sounds like a disarranged cat.
What’s that?
A cat whose vocal chords are in the wrong place.
Mahm & Thing
At the store
Friend: How do I stick this frame?
Me: Knock two nails in and hang it.
Thing: Yeah, they did that to Jesus too.
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I blame Mix

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"I'm growing up so fast. I never want to stop being your baby."
"You'll always be my baby. Even when you're 90."
"When I'm 90 you'll be dead."
OKAY THEN
One small boy whispers, "she didn't cut a cake, she killed a cat."
Happies
"Good morning Joolian, it's my birthday." " " "Good morning Bottle, it's my birthday." " " "Good morning Huckleberry, it's my birthday." " " " " " " "See if I wish any of you cats on your birthdays."
Can I do a sleep over?" "No" "Can I stay up late?" "No" "Can I watch a movie?" "No" "Can I ..." Crime Master Gogo Thing in da house
50 years olden
"Did they celebrate birthdays in olden days?" "Yes." "Not when you were a child. Really olden days." "How long ago?" "50 years ago."

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"I want to watch the play again." "But you already did and hated it" "My friends are in there. I'll hate it with them."
She still calls it Pista Piss <3
On "The man who knew infinity"
“Stop kidding. Why would they name a movie after a mall?”
Full circle
He’s singing a capoeira song, something he seems to do *all* the time lately. A.L.L. T.H.E. T.I.M.E. “I’ve actually come to miss you singing all those annoying Hindi and Tam and Mallu songs. Whoever thought this day would come”, I say, gulping down a sob. Thing: “There, there. You’ll live.”
“My leg has gone cuckoo in the head.”

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We're at a restaurant. I'm chatting with friends and she's perched on my knee, drawing. "My knee's gone to sleep", I whisper in her ear, "Why don't you move to a chair?" She turns to me, my wicked grin plastered across her face, "That's okay Mahm, I'll just move to your wide awake knee."
"BrusWen, you love-scratcher, pollogise to Dada for scratching him!" (A love-scratcher is a cat who loves to scratch.)