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“When someone says it’s the Squirrel, you don’t ask questions.” 

“You’re not joking, are you?”

“I never joke about calculus homework.”

“Wh-what’s up there?”

“Is it—the Wolf?”

“Oh, much worse.”

“I hate this plan.” 

“If she was looking for me, I did not want to be found. She was scary.”

“Would it surprise you to learn that the place was bigger on the inside?”

“I will push you off this mountain.“

“Myths are simply stories about truths we’ve forgotten.”

“Be careful.”

“Blades before babes, you know what I’m saying?”

“They’re like the…what is it? The League of Assassins in Arrow!”

“I’m a season behind on Sherlock.”

“A pen sword. That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

“Blue wasn’t my favorite color.”

“I’ll find you.“

“Hide. Don’t trust anyone.“ 

“Let’s do it.”

“What kind of animal am I eating?”

“This potato–is this potato named Steve?“

“I was expecting more bravado.”

“Let’s definitely not go there.”  

“Let’s not go there.”  

“Even if we can’t change the big picture, our choices can alter the details. That’s how we rebel against destiny.”

Share the Beach: People aren’t the only ones flocking to the beach this time of year. Least Terns (shown) are one of the species that nest on beaches; their sand-colored eggs and chicks can be hard to see. Be sure to obey posted signs and give coastal birds their space!

❛ was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. ❜

❛ how can you watch movies like this? ❜

❛ stop predicting what’s going to happen next! you’re taking all the fun out of it. ❜

❛ you have to get real candy. we can’t be known as the house that handed out licorice. ❜

❛ if you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit. ❜

❛ you call that a costume? ❜

❛ it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. ❜

❛ i brought a ouija board! ❜

❛ i don’t mess with spirits. ❜

❛ you’re just being paranoid. ❜

❛ can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. ❜

❛ do you save all your black clothes just for fall? ❜

❛ i hate halloween. ❜

❛ halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. ❜

❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜

❛ i feel like we’re being watched. ❜

❛ are you sure this place is abandoned? ❜

❛ we really shouldn’t be here. ❜

❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜

❛ do not go in there, you’re going to get murdered! ❜

❛ i’m no expert, but usually there’s signs saying ‘do not enter’ for a good reason. ❜

❛ i’m not scared. ❜

❛ can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? ❜

Stunningly Camouflaged Owls Play A Game of Hide and Seek With Photographer Graham McGeorge

Nature has a penchant for endowing creatures of the animal kingdom with special characteristics to survive the selection process of evolution - a concept explored by photographer Graham McGeorge.