we should domesticate seals

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

that’s the world i want to live in

me: *finishes task* me: dopamine please brain: *releases dopamine* me: thank you brain: youre welcome

Time is so fake. Apple could make all our iPhone times 15 minutes early and literally nobody would know

PEOPLE WITH ANDROIDS WOULD KNOW

Exactly, nobody would know

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

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