Let the random please you.~

Okay, this was fucking great. Wait for it. 🍔

@normal-horoscopes

ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS

the music is almost as good as that visual

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

This might be the best thing ever filmed.

I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took.

This is an accurate representation of 2020 so far

Living like an ant in a microwave

i wish i understood this post

i love understanding this post

i wonder if yu-gi-oh! fanfic authors realize that bringing back the pharaoh or the thief king in their original bodies would do way more harm than good because it’s been three thousand years and a completely different continent and i don’t think the gods are big on vaccines so even if they didn’t bring any ancient egyptian diseases back with them they’d probably die from the first breath of japan’s not-necessarily-unpolluted air or get an infection or something

Not if Yugi and Bakura get them into the doctor for their shots.

hello doctor this is my friend from ancient egypt and his mortal enemy they’ve been around for a while but now they’re corporeal so do you have a spare tetanus shot or are we doing this black market style

Of course, they’d have to come up with a fake background story and forged documents for them. Methinks Kaiba and Isis could help with that.

you have better luck finding fanfics than i do, then

I mean, would it be so hard for them to go “these two were in an anti-vaxxer cult. They’re free and need vacinations pronto”?

yeah probably. this is yu-gi-oh! and your solution doesn’t involve even a single trading card game? unrealistic

yhat episode of spongebob where mr krabs was like on his deathbed and the doctor was like wait a second he cant afford this room and then the nurse kicked him down a hill