you tried turning reality off and on again?

>> INITIALIZING...

Loading Site-15 Internal Communications Interface... Loading Personnel Directory... Loading Secure Messaging Protocol... Done. Initiating Greeting Protocol…

Hello! Oh, wow, this is like- so nerve-wracking, actually. I'm the new Director of Site-15, Vjollca Hoxha! Pleasure meeting you all. I’ve been threatened encouraged to make this profile to better connect with the rest of the Foundation’s personnel. So… Here I am. I hope this goes well, aha. (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

>> Personnel Information

Name: Vjollca Hoxha Age: 27 Nationality: Albanian Current Position: Site Director, Site-15 Previous Position: Senior Researcher of Site-15 Clearance Level: Level 4 Location: Site-15, Santa Clara Valley, California, United States

This blog’s current System Administrator: > @fronexus

This terminal is currently routed through Director Vjollca Hoxha's office. Personnel, anomalies, and unauthorized visitors are authorised to ask questions, provided they adhere to protocol. Incoming inquiries will be answered as efficiently as possible.

Please avoid: > Requesting classified documentation. > Attempting containment breaches. > Hate speech, harassment, or personal attacks directed at the System Administrator, personnel, other users, or contained anomalies. Failure to comply may result in:> Ask deletion. > Termination of communication. (A.K.A I’m blocking your ass.)

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[✓] Crack treated seriously.

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// hi. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing highkey. I’ve seen people do ask blogs and was always like “woah! so cool!” so here I am… doing an SCP OC ask blog. ANYWAYS- this blog prob a mix of art and text replies; I don’t wanna burn myself out by drawing 24/7. I tend to alternate between locking in and radio silence so uh- prob irregular updates TT-TT I'm like just gonna bullshit my way through everything ngl, i got little knowledge of SCP despite being in this fandom for years LOL. Sowwy if innacurate

Site Director, may I ask for something? He nervously twitches his torn left ear. He's not used to asking people for things.

Could I be provided a bed? N-Not for me, I-I'm fine sleeping on the floor. But for Lawrie. I feel bad he doesn't get one. He was referring to SCP-106, the vicious, sadistic, corrosive old bastard he'd been willingly contained with.

I know he'd destroy it... But I don't think it's fair that he gets nothing in our chamber. He's been good! I think he deserves something nice...

-theoldmansprey 🐯

(OOC: i hope this doesnt come off as weird!! ur one of my friend's friends so i thought id send an ask)

She almost spat out her soda as they spoke. She coughed a bit, wiping at her mouth with her fingers.

“Ah- Oh, Hello! Yes, uh… A bed?” She mumbled, eyeing them. At the mentioned SCP, she blinked. “Oh- it’s you two! Nice to meet you. And yes, I suppose providing a bed is the least I could do while we host the two of you… Wait, why don’t you have a bed- Nevermind.”

She swirled her can of Fanta lazily, squinting up at the neon lights. SCP-106… She didn’t know much about it, actually. They were only keeping the two at Site-15 for the moment while the Foundation renovated the containment cell itself. Though giving a bit of comfort wouldn’t hurt… Maybe the bed. Then again, it is a bed. Doesn’t really have the capacity to feel hurt… does it? No, it doesn’t.

She glanced at them again and cleared her throat. “Yes- Yes, I can… arrange two beds. Also… Do you perhaps require another uniform…?”