"stuff" 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Shoutout to this Binface graphic for being hilarious, but I feel like we should also draw attention to the other reason Farage is (hopefully!) fucked. It's emerged that he apparently didn't know resigning his seat wouldn't end the investigations, just pause them, when he forced this by-election.

What that means is he can very probably be done not only for any financial offences, but for contempt of Parliament (when you interfere with Parliamentary business or investigations- Boris Johnson was kicked out of Parliament because he did that with Partygate).

And even better, if the investigations show he could have criminal charges brought against him, the fact he did that means that they could also potentially find him guilty of perverting the course of justice (trying to sabotage a criminal investigation), which is an even more serious crime than any of the financial fraud he's probably done.

And then, even if none of that happens, he's basically Streisand effect-ed himself into oblivion. The first thing you're likely to hear now after Farage's name is 'took £5 million from a crypto billionaire and £1 million from a convicted fraudster'. And he's freely admitted he took all that money and 'can spend it all on Ferraris' if he wants to.

still have an investigation going on because they aren’t going to stop doing that if he wins

have to live with the memory that he campaigned and put actual effort into defeating count fucking binface

be the laughing stock of the nation because the fucker ran against count fucking binface

UK: Yeah. In a by election you called purely to stroke your own ego, where every other party refused to participate. The only other candidate was a satirical comedian who wears a bin on his head. And he still got about a third of the votes, and yet you still refused to show up to the announcement

Farage: But I won!

More bounty posters! it's elemental quartet time!

my two favorites if I gotta be so honest ...... I adore them both

separate under cut!

Pantheon bats!