RP Memes For The Soul

"Can I offer the table some weed?"

"I fuckin hate him. I can't believe we're gonna have sex later."

“Do you wanna be enlarged”

"These are some fuckin good-ass fish"

"What is with the lesbians in this country?"

"Listen, I will slut shame a bonobo."

"Just how many masochists are in this party??"

“I’m gonna kinkshame the fox.”

"I'm stupid... don't quote me on that."

"I can stop simping!"

"Foxes deserve guns."

"Lotta gay energy in this hallway."

"You're gonna grenade my dog??"

"She's gonna grenade more than your dog."

"The FUCK is a diabetes?"

"You're a twink, you don't get rights."

"Wow, you really are a kinky little fucker, huh?"

"Showers are for squares when you have magic."

"Don't be a cauliflower-phobe."

"Do you value your toes or not?"

"I apologise for the tentacles."

“I don’t think the rats want a lecture on socialism right now.”

“I don’t like what your face is telling me."

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“I’m hanging off the edge.”

“Tell me I’m forgiven.”

“Nobody can save me now.”

“Only I can save me.”

“You better have some place to go, ‘cause you can’t come back around here.”

“I’ve been here killing it longer than you’ve been alive.”

“Let me say goodbye to my past life.”

“Tell me what I’ve gotta do.”

“When you leave me, where do you go?”

“I’m just talking to myself.”

“I admit I made mistakes.”

“I got a long way to go.”

“Please just don’t give up on me.”

“The sound of your voice puts the pain in reverse.”

“I was not mad at you.”

“Thus is not black and white.”

“I don’t like my mind right now.”

“Wish that I could slow things down.”

“Why is everything so heavy?”

“I’m pretty sure the world is out to get me.”

“Sometimes things refuse to go the way we planned.”

“There will be a day that you will understand.”

“I never wanted to say goodbye.”

“I can’t wait to come back when I’m going away.”

“I knew I took it too far.”

“I know what I want, but it feels like I’m paralyzed.”

“Kid, you’re going way too fast.”

“Can I help you not to hurt anymore?”

“There are things we can have but can’t keep.”

“Who cares if one more light goes out?”

“You’re angry, and you should be. It’s not fair.”

“Always think before you speak.”

“Sharp edges have consequences.”

“Every scar is a story I can tell.”

“I don’t care what you call me, so long as it’s not an insult.”

“What do your friends call you?”

“A true name has power. Don’t give yours out too freely.”

“I have many names. Most of them I had no hand in choosing.”

“Give me a nickname!”

“I have a name. Use it.”

“It’s not nice to make fun of somebody’s name.”

“Names are just labels. I don’t need one.”

“You have no right to say their name.”

“I need a sappy nickname for you. Pudding pop. Snuggle bean. Sparkle butt. I’m gonna keep going until you pick one. Sugar puppy. Egg salad.”

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“Floof the hair for power.”

“You bag of tits. You son of a bitch.”

“How dare you mash my face.”

“I’ll tear off your entire ass and then feed it to yourself.”

“The possibilities for victory are endless and you have just fucked yourself.”

“Victory is assured. There is no way that I can fuck this up.”

“I am the greatest to ever exist.”

“Come back here you little shit.”

“Repelled by who I thought was once my friend.”

“Well. It seems I’ve found the secret to suck.”

“Well I suppose this is better than actually trying.”

“I did not go. That was not me. I take great offense to this.”

“What did I just say?”

“I don’t like that. No. No. No. No.”

“You sack of fuck.”

“I’m gonna catch it.”

“What have you done to become immune to my swords?”

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“I will murder these sons of bitches. Eat a dick little Johnny.”

“You son of a bitch. I will eat your face.”

“Just remember: pain is only a temporary measure.”

“That’s inappropriate.”

“Once more unto the breach, dear friends.”

“I’m a winner.”

“I’m not ready for a rope swing. I was not told that I was going to be doing a rope swing.”

“I’m pretty sure this was not part of my contract.”

“I hate everything that you stand for and everything you are.”

“Frankly I believe that this is a load of bullshit.”

“Suffering is all you will get in this universe.”

“It sounds a lot more sexual when I say it this close and this quietly.”

“You’re not quiet and you need to be quieter.”

“I know kung-fu and also melon-fu apparently.”

“It’s so quiet out here.”

“I didn’t know there were this many stars in the universe.”

“I caught a bug!”

“I’m getting eaten alive out here. Can we go back inside now?”

“We have to be pretty far from camp by now. What did you want to show me?”

“The water’s freezing! Stop splashing!”

“What kind of bird is that?”

“Do you feel something watching us?”

“Are you sure you can climb back down from there?”

“You probably shouldn’t touch those mushrooms.”

“You’ll be sorry when we have to walk home with wet socks.”

“Snake!!”

“There’s nowhere in the world quite this beautiful.”

“Apparently this root is edible. Tastes terrible though.”

“This place used to be an orchard. Nobody’s tended to it in years but the fruit is still good.”

“Come on! We’re climbing all the way to the top.”

“I wish I could live out here all the time.”

“I think it’s time to set up camp.”

“Want to catch fireflies?”

“A raccoon stole my lunch!”

“The beach is close by. Let’s go wading before it gets dark.”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You ruined my life!”

“I wish I could just disappear.”

“I couldn’t save anyone.”

“I’m ugly, inside and out.”

“You’d throw away everything we had together just like that?”

“I’m angry all the time and I don’t know how to make it stop.”

“I just wanted to be happy. Just once. Is that too much to ask?”

“This is the last time we can meet like this.”

“Forget about me.”

“I don’t know what to do anymore.”

“What I’ve lost can’t be replaced. Not ever.”

“You never loved me.”

“There’s something broken inside of me.”

“I don’t want to hurt anymore.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“Don’t compare your pain to mine. You know nothing.”

“I don’t even know who you are anymore.”

“You always come to me with your problems but every time I ask for your help suddenly you’re too busy.”

“It’s not my fault!”

“I betrayed your trust. I’m sorry.”

“Take back what you said.”

“No more lies.”

“If you keep pushing people away you’ll end up all alone.”

“Don’t pretend to be the victim here!”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“Heroes don’t live long.”

“I won’t be your dirty secret.”

“I can feel myself dying.”

“Don’t give up yet.”

“Can I stay at your place?”

“My parents kicked me out.”

“There’s nowhere to go when it’s cold.”

“Nobody cares about people like us.”

“Do you have anywhere to sleep tonight?”

“What have you been eating?”

“I’d kill for a hot shower.”

“Fucking spikes on the fucking benches. As if that’ll solve anything.”

“It’s not so bad in the summer. Winter’s when it gets tricky.”

“I’m not your charity case.”

“I don’t have anywhere else to go.”

“Believe me, I don’t want to be here either.”

“The police chased us out of the last good place we found. Everyone’s scattered now.”

“Running away is way more romantic in the movies.”

“I can’t go home.”

“Your steps are the only one with an awning. Either I sleep here or in the rain.”

“Come inside. I won’t let you freeze out there.”

“This isn’t living. It’s surviving.”