Quotes from my D&D Party Starters
"Can I offer the table some weed?"
"I fuckin hate him. I can't believe we're gonna have sex later."
“Do you wanna be enlarged”
"These are some fuckin good-ass fish"
"What is with the lesbians in this country?"
"Listen, I will slut shame a bonobo."
"Just how many masochists are in this party??"
“I’m gonna kinkshame the fox.”
"I'm stupid... don't quote me on that."
"I can stop simping!"
"Foxes deserve guns."
"Lotta gay energy in this hallway."
"You're gonna grenade my dog??"
"She's gonna grenade more than your dog."
"The FUCK is a diabetes?"
"You're a twink, you don't get rights."
"Wow, you really are a kinky little fucker, huh?"
"Showers are for squares when you have magic."
"Don't be a cauliflower-phobe."
"Do you value your toes or not?"
"I apologise for the tentacles."
“I don’t think the rats want a lecture on socialism right now.”
“I don’t like what your face is telling me."
“Oh, so she’s a republican."









