it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”

theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

Yes! Fuck it up Mary!!!

Perhaps all of them

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality.  plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her