My queue's fukin endless

New favorite genre of posts

he looks like the kind of guy to die in a freak pickleball accident

If they are assassinated, the right gets to treat them like a martyr and use it as further justification to oppress dissidents. If they die in a freak pickleball accident, the right is too busy telling people it is not funny to actually do anything.

I need a cheeseless breadless grilled cheese sandwich

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

again and again and again

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

I'M????????????

i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time

I wish I could go back in time and tell 2016 me that this isn’t even close to the funniest thing people would do to this guy

I’M HORTONS?

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.