"Glass Houses" by Canadian band Skinny Puppy, off their 1984 album Remission

Remarking that the anti-meat advertisement had significantly misjudged his moral boundaries, local man Tyler Richards reported Tuesday that a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals billboard had falsely assumed he wouldn’t eat his cat. “I know they’re trying to make eating other animals seem wrong, but honestly, I bet my Kiki would taste incredible deep-fried with a little aioli,” said Richards, observing that the ad’s depiction of a cat trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey looked tastier than most advertisements he had seen for actual foods. 

I'd like to apologize. During my meeting with the Pope, I discussed the issue facing IRL Boymoders, Theyfabs, and Gigahon Passoid-pilled Womanmaxxers. At the time I thought I was working with a like-minded queer creative. I can see now I was misled, and he has been misusing the terminology I evidently taught him.

As recompense I am going to go into a deep dark cave. The water level is rising and I am afraid I will drown so you probably won't hear from me for a very long time.

No matter your feelings on slur reclamation, we owe it to him to honor his memory. Even if he was kind of faggy in real life.