saltburn is NOT dark academia just bc they’re at oxford for a bit of it there was no academia happening those bitches were passing around a copy of harry potter and the deathly hallows. i’m still not convinced felix could read

Barry do be packing..

Also. All these bitches on tiktok who hyped it up to be the most shocking film ever seen are weak as fuck. Getting naked in the pouring rain and fucking the fresh grave of your deceased best friend/homoerotic idol is the tumblr girl's bread and butter

honestly give me a thunderstorm, a gothic castle, some candles, a mesmerising ball gown, a tragic love letter stained with tears and a knife strapped to my thigh, and i will be completely content for the next century or so