Why I might be a cryptid
- likes forest
- will run away to forest if upset
- hard time communicating
- doesn’t like pictures
- people aren’t sure if I actually exist or not
- wants to sleep during the day and exist at night
- moss
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Why I might be a cryptid
- likes forest
- will run away to forest if upset
- hard time communicating
- doesn’t like pictures
- people aren’t sure if I actually exist or not
- wants to sleep during the day and exist at night
- moss

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Do I feel like I don't belong on earth because I'm literally not a human being or is it an autism thing or is it a queer thing or is it a trauma thing? Well that's just my sexy little secret
I hate this flesh bag, it's disgusting.
retard
Eat shit, come back when you have a better insult rather than the same fucking line.
overthrow the government and reclaim the land
more moss
more mud
more knives

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Me *in a Victorian night gown rattling silverware at the edge of the woods*: come get y'all juice
Cryptids, collectively,: what the f u c k
Im native and i dont mind if people kin wendigos. It's usually white people who get upset about that stuff instead of actual natives
See, that’s kinda what I figured, but I still was hoping for an alternative to be given if needed, since I know it can be a big issue. ~Shadow
here’s something that works for me and I figured other wendigo kin who have problems wanting to eat / chew on everything would appreciate.
Gum honestly suppresses the urges.
It’s all fun and great having kin blogs to follow but who’s gonna rummage the woods with me and raise a special kinda hell this month?
What do you miss most? Your blog is one of the only wendigo-kin I’ve found so thank you for existing.
i miss the woods, the tall pines. it’s hard to say really, i’ve been feeling detached from myself recently. thank you for liking my blog, it’s nice to get a kind message

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Angel, my love for you is not conditional. When your mental health is at its absolute worst, I would still do anything I can to help you feel loved and safe. You are my precious little doll. Be possessive if that’s what you need. Be clingy if it helps you feel safe. You’re never too much to handle. I will take on the whole world for you, my love. Stay by my side and there’s nothing I can’t do.
my fellow adventurers, vagabonds, nomads and explorers;
although adventuring and discovering and exploring is fun, please also care for yourself! make sure you get some sleep, whether in a tent or a bed, after a long day!! eat a filling meal!! drink your water, and make sure to clean any scratches or scrapes you got while you were out!!
that way, you’ll be set for more adventuring next time!! please take care!!
Adventure Food!
Tortillas - they are flat and store well. They will stay fresh for a while. Seriously, tortillas are one of the best things that you can bring with you to help you get carbs and eat your food. You can put anything on it, and you’ll have enough to last you at least a week. Alternatively,
Peanut Butter - May be accompanied by jelly, though that is more of an inconvenience. Can be spread on tortillas, eaten out of the jar, or put with various edible things that you find. It really goes with everything.
Summer Sausage - Cheap, tastes great w/ everything, including peanut butter, easy to store as long as you’re willing to cut it with a pocket knife. Very very filling. Can also be used for traps. Will keep longer than most meats.
Nutella - Same thing as peanut butter. Spread on tortillas for dessert. Always a good way to bring up moral.
Cheese - Depends on how long you’re out, but most cheeses won’t last without a cooler. This being said, if you’ve got a little money from your adventures to spend, aged cheeses can keep without refrigeration and will last you for a long time. My recommendations are gouda and aged cheddars. A little higher-end, but cheese is very versatile. Combined with tortilla, as well as other toppings, it can make a great campfire pizza or quesadilla. Additionally, cheese is a great snack for all animals.
Herbs - Can be found in the wild or brought by yourself, but if you place herbs over hot coals, it will infuse whatever you’re cooking with a herby-goodness.
Edible Flowers/Dandelions - Any flowers that you’re aware of being edible would make a fine salad, and dandelions especially are a great snack, if you can find them. The top of the flowers are very sweet. Additionally, if you boil any of these flowers in water and take it out after you’re done, you’ll have yourself a fine tea.
Instant Mac and Cheese/Noodles - Ideal for any overnight trips, as you will have to make it over a camp fire, however, they mix well with several things, and are another good source of carbs.
Canned Things - Store well, in the pocket of a back pack or in some spare space, and can store other things once you’re done with them. Most of them also allow for more than one serving, so bring a way to keep the food in the can so you have leftovers for the next day. Additionally, most things in cans are safe to eat without any additional preparation, so if for some reason you are unable to warm them, you’ll still have some food with you.
Nuts - Mmmmmmmmmmm. Just watch for squirrels.
Garlic/Salt/Pepper - All common things to put on top of food, and for good reasons. Especially salt, it will make even the blandest thing taste better.
Of course, all of these are just from my experience, but on the go adventuring does require a fair amount of food, and it in no way needs to be bad. Also, these foods can apply to outdoors or urban adventures.
Home alone shenanigans including (but not limited to):
Singing the whole soundtrack of a musical
Making a gingerbread house
Walking around without pants
Screaming
Dancing
Baking cookies and muffins and also cooking pancakes at the same time
Deep cleaning your entire room
Turning up the music so loud you can hear it in every corner of the house
Washing the dishes
Washing the clothes
Finishing that book sitting on your shelf half read
Meditating
Running
Terrorizing the pets
Witchcraft
Drawing floor plans at the kitchen table for a house you’ll never build
Basking in the silence of solitude
Talking to friends on the phone because there’s no one to listen in
Do sudoku
Pet animals
i want more goblin friends tht dont live like 30000 km away from me. sum1 get me a friend that can just come 2 the forest nearby to scream nd collect shinies wif me. thanks

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