if every washing machine in the world teamed up they could totally kill all the people

Sadly must commit purge. Caught a cricket under the stairs and the spider that made a huge ass web outside my door is named Rosetta

i had a daydream that i found the person i chose to love forever bc they and i made a minecraft survival world together that we shared even when we were apart and she wooed me with flowers and a cottage

They legally were not allowed to give me my teeth and that’s very unsexy

A year ago I painted a mushroom on a scrap of paper and hung it on my wall. Then six months later it steadily guarded my bed. A month before today, I took it down, folded it up, and hung it on the wall of another house. Because I moved away from the home where it had to guard my bed. So I’ve got this water color mushroom painting hung up with a lime green tack, and it’s on the wall above my bedside. And now it helps me dream of good things.

When you misgender yourself just shake your finger at your face and go “nononono!” like you’re correcting a very small child and not only will you laugh at yourself but you will feel better about it

Ok so like, It’s Ok (to Punch Nazis) by Cheap Perfume, amiright y’all?? Like damn didn’t have to go so hard but it did. Good. Listening on repeat bro

anarchist capitalist gambler communist community house gambler commune company bloodless bloodied

no grades and no class just the closing shift at your local store and doing fishtails on the highway

don’t mind me I’m just having a religious experience during the bridge of Old Gospel Choir by Modern Baseball as I drive down an empty highway at 8:16pm

When the storm breaks and rain is falling around harsh and loud and it’s cold and you can’t even think because it started so suddenly and overcame you so easily and yeah that’s kinda wonderful

Ok but the dynamic between a non-binary himbo and a very sweet, kind, loving weightlifter woman bc all I see is like himbo and bad bitch but what if it was sweet and doting stupid boy falling in love with sweet and shy strong woman and they’re both so nice and soft with each other like aww yes I would read a whole book about this