what the literal fuck im a plant

VOTING FOR ADELINE MARTIN WITH A MASTERMIND VOTE

It’s not my fault yo ok, listen up yo I got a wicked story to spin ya

So like, I’m mindin’ my own business yeah? This crazy dude comes runnin in the joint while I’m busy all up an photosynthesizin and relaxing the atmosphere. But this chump-ass don’t want none of that. And then this even crazier girl comes in right? She got blu hair so you know shes whack. But they start cufflin up the place an I’m trying to tell these whackos to knock it off. But apparently ain’t no one listening to me, so the dude tries to jog his way out and the girl pICKS ME THE HELL UP AND SLAMS MY ASS INTO HIS CHEST. LIKE WHAMMO, KA-POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER. yo i thought i heard somethin crack in there but also hey man the chick put a dent in my pot man, mY POT. THE THING I KEEP MY ORGANS IN. rude as hell but at least she put me back.

thEN TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, this crazy-eyed freckled-out-the-ass loser comes along an he’s inspecting me to no end. dude even got a lil weepy-eyed and asked the bear if he could keep me. like yo what??? i may be a fresh orchid but i got rights yo. but nah that dude left as soon as two other people came in (y’all watch out for these blue hair kids im tellin y’all its a cult conspiracy) and then they left and i was trying to keep my composure yo. anD then the freckle dude after a bit whisks his fancy jacket-ed self back to the lounge, whisks my butt off the little table, an i been stuck here ever since