I WILL get the secret formula

objectifying women: ❌ womanifying objects: ✅

pov plankton

Can confirm

Y'know I've been noticing an extreme lack of duck themed toys here lately... someone should change thatt....

I will steal the secret formula for the living toys

Only if you can get past our highly advanced security system

how bad could it be? I’ll be in an out faster than a Scientology speedrun!

We have giant living toys trained to kill intruders. And snipers.

WHERE IN NUPTUNES NAME IS THE EXIT

Most are blocked off, there is the entrance but I don't think you'll be able to get back to it

IVE BEEN IN HERE FOR THREE DAYS KAREN GET ME OUT OF HERE

this is the graph for how many times i attempted to steal the krabby patty secret formula

dang bru you were really lacking in 2005

listen chum bucket stocks weren’t doing so good that year

musicians: E note

EUGENE KRABS!!!!!!!!

Y'know I've been noticing an extreme lack of duck themed toys here lately... someone should change thatt....

I will steal the secret formula for the living toys

Only if you can get past our highly advanced security system

how bad could it be? I’ll be in an out faster than a Scientology speedrun!

We have giant living toys trained to kill intruders. And snipers.

WHERE IN NUPTUNES NAME IS THE EXIT

Y'know I've been noticing an extreme lack of duck themed toys here lately... someone should change thatt....

I will steal the secret formula for the living toys

Only if you can get past our highly advanced security system

how bad could it be? I’ll be in an out faster than a Scientology speedrun!

Y'know I've been noticing an extreme lack of duck themed toys here lately... someone should change thatt....

I will steal the secret formula for the living toys

”if whitewashing isn’t okay why is blackwashing?🤔” “why do they want to blackwash everything?” “Is blackwashing necessary” GET OUUUTTT. SHUT THE FUCK UP. MELANIN BEAAAMMMMM

it’s not actually blackwashing they are just charred to a crisp from my death beam

#killspongebob

what do you mean i'm scaring the hoes?? all i did was unleash The Plague™

how about you release the secret formula instead huh?

… *scratches repeatedly at the door as I wait to be let inside because I forgot the key again* :(

Karen the jester I hired forgot the key again, go let him in its cold outside

i wish i was taller 😢

[gives you 2 cm of height] i know its not much, but i am but a tiny 5 inch long rat. i hope you come to appreciate my contribution

hey look! 2cm of height, I've been looking for that. yoink!