I was on a second date with this guy and I asked him what his favorite Christmas movie is. He said Diehard, and when I responded that I’ve never seen it he said “Me either, that’s just what everyone says.”
This made me angry enough to bring you a list of the best non-Christmas-but-Christmas on a technicality films.
Tangerine (2015) Critics will say the standout feature of this film is that it was shot on an iPhone when it’s *really* how closely the hysterics of the mother-in-law when she finds out Razkik is gay mirror my own mother’s reaction when I came out.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999) Take a shot every time a youtube film analysis video makes mention of the Christmas lights.
Spencer (2021) The image of those pearls keep me up at night.
Carol (2015) Throwing the gays a bone here though I’ve only seen it once–what’s the alternative?? happiest season?? k stew is already on this list…
Stepmom (1998) The Ain’t No Mountain High Enough dance scene full stop.
The Terminal (2004) On a re-watch it’s sooo random that Zoe Saldana and Stanley Tucci are in this
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) We all know at this point that the turkish delight is nasty, but did we know the book this film was based on is allegorical Christian? NASTIER.
Little Women (2019) This is an obvious choice and I will say I prefer Winona’s Jo to Saorise’s–but the amount of times I’ve the Laurie’ proposal scene speaks for itself
Misery (1990) “EAT IT!!!! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE YOU SICK TWISTED FUCK!!!!!!”
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