the ol’ razzle dazzle

me

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

“Okay, this has made my day a whole 100 times better. We got giant teddy bears! [shouting] “WE GOT GIANT TEDDY BEARS! IT’S SO BIG! [tearfully] “I love this job so much! I never want to let go of them! I never want to let go! There’s a puppy too, y’all! There’s a puppy too! I feel so bad for hyper masculine dudes! They don’t get these types of cuddles.”

hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c

nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD

xDDD x3 OMG u got me xDD :3

I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person, taken aback, said “Well, that’s… nice.” and I said “It really is. Goodbye.” and just walked into the closest store to escape.

one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying “excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?” and I was like “I’m sorry I’m on my way to a final” and they said “just takes a minute to save a mountain” and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn’t working so I just said the first thing that came to mind which was “Sorry I hate mountains”

This is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.