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@plaguespoken new blog. still setting it up

@plaguespoken new blog. still setting it up

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

just over a decade ago, i was a student at a big state university and i worked at a computer lab on campus. and people would leave flash drives there every fuckin day we're talkin like dozens of flash drives a week. and what's really wild to me is that they generally would NEVER come back and ask for their flash drive. like, maybe 1 in a 100 came to the desk and asked for their flash drive back so we'd just have boxes and boxes of flash drives. hundreds of them. and let me tell you, people would leave all sorts of crazy shit on those (it was my job to check). mostly homework of course but also, like, entire music and movie collections, games, personal photos, extremely personal photos, and, like, tax documents. do u know how many times i found a flash drive with someone's complete tax return and academic record on it? with like their social security number and everything? it's a good thing i'm not into identity theft because working there was easy mode. anyway about once a month i'd wipe all the drives less than 256MB in size, load em up with furry porn, and leave them around parties like easter eggs

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150/150! THANK YOU SO MUCH! Anything further still goes to bills and general household stuff since brother i'm still poor but immediate request has been reached. thank you all so much

hi okay so i have done the math. i have roughly 30 dollars to last me for drinks, food, lunch, general household needs, etc until the 10th. genuinely no longer urgent, but i just wanted an official realsies update. thank you

100/150, thank you so much!

110/150 thank you so much

150/150! THANK YOU SO MUCH! Anything further still goes to bills and general household stuff since brother i'm still poor but immediate request has been reached. thank you all so much

hi okay so i have done the math. i have roughly 30 dollars to last me for drinks, food, lunch, general household needs, etc until the 10th. genuinely no longer urgent, but i just wanted an official realsies update. thank you

100/150, thank you so much!

110/150 thank you so much

150/150! THANK YOU SO MUCH! Anything further still goes to bills and general household stuff since brother i'm still poor but immediate request has been reached. thank you all so much