wonderhoy!

the next child safety act will be locking every child in a plain white room with absolutely zero stimulation inside to prevent any bad ideas being picked up by exposure to anything at all

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

childhood friends to complete strangers

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

it is really funny that discord decided to do some extremely high effort bit for april fools complete with get a pop-up for the bit, supposedly thinking this was a ridiculous thing that would surely be parsed as a bit! but then everyone i know (including me) saw a pop-up when they opened discord about some shit and went "oh ok discord is rolling out a new feature i couldnt care less about and forcing me to know about it via pop-up. whatever" and dismissed it entirely like every other new stupid discord feature. i wonder if this is a good sign for how your userbase feels about your app

made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour

this is kind of beautiful. I reckon we should all fabricate tweets from faint half-remembrances and letter them by hand instead of using screenshots

gonna be real if websites demand photo ID I will simply drop them one by one as they ask. like this is how I am set free

tesla is not really a car or spaceship company. thats all smoke and mirrors. elon musk is actually 1 inch tall and is being projected to look larger. teslas real invention is the technology that makes him appear to be the size of a fully grown man when hes just an inch tall.

if we get enough people to say this he WILL try to disprove it instead of just ignoring it and i think that would destroy the last of his credibility. anyone still holding out on twitter please spread this theory