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this is the best sentence ive ever read

Innocent enough to be marketed toward children, but dark enough to raise eyebrows over the fact that it’s marketed to children.

Me: stuck behind a soundproof glass wall, banging a big red heart against the glass repeatedly

cute smile, Dan

9 months of crippling anxiety and stress

Last week I was leaving and saw the baby for the first time. Some lady from another company was also leaving and we were both taking pictures of the bird. She said she was pregnant so it was making her all in a tizzy. The next day I was coming into work and that some lady was on the fire escape looking at the bird and as I climb the stairs she really defensively and hilariously says "oooohhahaaaa I’m trying to take a picture” and I’m sure she was thinking well jeez this stranger prob thinks I’m a bird freak who does nothing but stare at this pigeon 24/7. It was good.

Tyler couldn’t stop laughing during Holding Onto You in Berlin yesterday

why does this perfectly describe the entire band