asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

how does ABBA have so many bangers

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

being into disco is cool bc any disco song you like there’s guaranteed a 20 minute extended version of out there and you can pop a percocet lay on a fur rug and forget you’re alive while donna hits the ninth chorus refrain 

today’s gender is gimme you facking money!!!!

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.

When squidward said “that employee of the month award is a scam, it’s a way for Mr. Krabs to get you to work harder for no extra money” he was so right like #take #a #fuckin #sip #babes shez-a-conscious-worker