News From Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex!

Hey y’all sorry I disappeared I got therapy lmao

Stop trauma dumping to the animatronics and please seek therapy. Thank you.

Good news! Due to popular demand, all of our animatronics (except Freddy) has started their own Only Fans account. Even Map Bot got one!

Even though our crib may be bussin', please remember that venting into our building at night is pretty sus! If you slide into our irl dms, we will no cap be hyper salty. It will not be very lit!

Please keep your children with you! Any lost children will only be kept for 10 days before being euthanized.

A teenager has broken into the pizzaplex and spray painted abs onto Monty. We kinda like him better that way!

The lost and found bin will be emptied soon! Remember to stop by and check for any clothing items, toys, or children!

Uh oh! One of the employees has been caught teaching Roxy about deez nuts jokes! He has since been removed from employment.

The pizzaplex has had repeated issues of patrons attempting to have sex with the animatronic characters as of late. Friendly reminder that doing so will most likely result in accidently amputation, severe internal bleeding, and/or death due to the mechanisms by which the animatronics function.

Whoopsie! Sun has been caught smuggling four bricks of cocaine into the daycare.