:D

HELLOO I am moving to a new blog because... well i dont have a reason but im doing it! So yeah! im gonna be on @willowwhirll now so follow me there!!! :D

HELLOO I am moving to a new blog because... well i dont have a reason but im doing it! So yeah! im gonna be on @willowwhirll now so follow me there!!! :D

I LOVE EMOJIS I LOVE PICREWS I LOVE MINECRAFT I LOVE KIDS NAMED ARSON AND MOSS AND BONES I LOVE ASEXUAL CAKE JOKES AND MOST OF ALL I LOVE CRINGE

All intelligent aliens fall into one of two categories for humans: Adorable or Uncanny Valley Horror. This wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that humans are firmly in the Uncanny Valley Horror category for all other intelligent species.

when mitski said “but the fact is / i can never get off of my mattress / and all that they can ask is / why are you so sad kid"

"i was up late . reading...... media" "what kind of media?" fanfiction it was fanfiction mother fanfiction about a fictional white boy is this what you wanted to hear

50 years ago an alien came to Earth in a flying saucer, claiming to be a representative of the Galactic Federation. Under his guidance, mankind achieved world peace and huge technological advancements. Today, the REAL Galactic Federation arrived, in a search of a fugitive.

Ranboo I am begging you to keep playing Dialtown

you can trust me, anon. i wouldn’t lie to you.

as a smeeglewomps fan i can confirm. wilbur is the best washboard player around

alright, i would go so far as to say THE BEST. i personally prefer gnf’s work on the trumpet, tbh. i think he really makes the smeeglewomps what they are.

can’t forget about Tommy’s vocals and ranboo’s screaming they really add to the experience ^_^

How dare you not include Philza H Minecraft on the plastic recorder and Tubbo Underscore as the ominous floating figure that sits in the background

hey, its us the smeeglewomps! thanks for the extensive support, gang, even if we’re relatively new to this whole tumblr thing, we appreciate it. if you want to check out the rest of our discography please click here!

o!ranboo and o!tommy are transfem transmasc solidarity. and send post.

baby, you’re MY number one victory royale…..Yeah Fortnite I’m bout to get down [drops to one knee]

I love that Twitch does the stream points thing and that so many streamers have like. Basic self care stuff as their lower tier point redemptions. Like fuck yes I will make my fave stressed artist streamer check their posture and stretch for a full minute. Yes I will make the anxious gamer drink water as many times as I can redeem my points during a stream.

“parasocial relationships aren’t healthy-“ I am literally watering and exercising my streamer regularly not to mention the diversity of enrichment audio I give them

Everyone calls you a wizard, but you’re really just a guy with a stick. A big stick. A club of a stick in fact. Blood runs down the stick onto your hands. No witnesses. Your reputation as a wizard remains intact.