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guy whose only focus is self-preservation vs guy who would lay down his life for any rat in the road. Who will win

good lord. They’re kissing with tongue

oh right. fangs in your neck friday

im guy who likes music. remember this (talking to myself in the mirror)

I have been in this gay ass room for ten thousand years

are you seirously trying to yuck my fuck

she might be "your girl" but in a matter of minutes i could fumble her so catastrophically as to permanently secure a space in the hallowed halls of her memory. never forget this

I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it

aw hell

girl who talks way too fucking much just to freeze up as soon as she gets any attention

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

google search how to know if i'm friends with someone

Dude you cant even tie a bunch of bed sheets together to make a makeshift rope and descend from a window anymore

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

Need a boy to turn my dick into a sucked dick.

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

i need to be held by someone who wants to hold me just for the sake of holding me