if he says lewd get the fuck out of there

those words you never wanna hear... fee fi fo fum

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

OSHA

crazy frog was right... whats going on</3

just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

all movies are bad except for most of them. and some of those are bad too except the ones that arent because they are 

brings a little bag of cedar sawdust to the club

“can a get a bump” Lol umm. sure you can . little weevil..

Go figure, leftists are only good for playing with rodents 😂 Simple minds, simple pleasures I guess. All we have to do to distract them is jangle a set of keys or throw something shiny