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i once took my 14 year old cousin to a ke$ha concert for her birthday. half way through the concert ke$ha screams “STOP.” the music stopped, the audience stopped and ke$ha goes “I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.” then everyone waited to see what ke$ha could have realized, mid song, mid concert. when ke$ha goes “i just realized….THERE’S NOT ENOUGH GLITTER ON THESE TITTIES” and a guy with a small bucket came out and poured so much glitter on those titties, that he saved the concert. 

💅🐸☕

LMFAO MEEEEE

The thing is that Hillary Clinton is so lucky that she is running against someone who is so viscerally awful and also a consummate liar because she’s managed to like get thru this election w basically 0 accountability for numerous actual shit things she has done, and even when her opponent brings things up that she should actually answer for (Haiti, her treatment of rape victims, etc), it gets drowned out by his general propensity for lying, misogyny, and also is easily hand waved away by his own flagrant offenses