Imagine this. You’re having a heated argument with someone right? But jokes on them, you have a secret weapon. They stop midsentence and scream in fright for you have whipped out something holy. You fire up Qwerty as you stare into your opponents sweaty, clammy face, smirk ever present. They beg for mercy as you utter 10 magical words: “Lets see if Qwerty has a bible verse for us.” Qwerty’s shaking, your opponent’s shaking, youre shaking, the tension is unreal. Qwerty sighs a deep whir as his engine heats, trying to find the perfect verse, and then, a miracle occurs. Qwerty finds the verse of all verses. His blue screen turns white, boomerangs are whipped out, and you read slowly, you read deliberately, you read with venom on your tongue as you boom out: “And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth alittle children out of the city, and bmocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou cbald head; go up, thou bald head.24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.” Your opponent stumbles and cries out, anticipating his demise, pleading, begging, but to no avail. Ted the bear leaps out and with the strength of two she bears, gobbles your opponent whole, not a crunch to be heard.
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