pippercorn

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

listen. wyll canonly wants to have kids. astarion canonly fantasized about getting married. you can acquire a githyanki egg in game. do you understand what im saying here its time for the worst family you've ever seen

One of those videos where you are 100% certain what the music will be before you turn the sound on and you’re not wrong

Boys will be boys

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

soulmates are stupid i love you on purpose