no scrubs.

when megan fox said “my tit” (as her dying words) on Jennifer’s Body it changed the entire cinematic experience after 2009. no other movie had captured the millennial death experience better. in this essay I will-

u know what’s really fun and in style right now? making others feel loved and valued

sorry for not talking to anyone i am completely one hundred percent disconnected from this reality

vibe check! *gazes at you tenderly from accross the room*

am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is "scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he's too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed by and genuinely supportive of everything she does"

let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love

my intro fLOPPED