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"please be kind to jeremy!!!" lol nah

uhhhh what?

addendum: if the cheeto dies this year I'll give yall an andrew pov story in celebration

sis says this'll get crossposted to twitter and we'll get doxxed by all the fuckin' bots running wild over there (thanks, mosquito) so Imma just trust yall to keep it in-house and Stop posting tumblr things to twitter

aaron minyard no one loves you like i do… he's a 5 feet tall athlete who HATES sports. he's an ex coke addict studying to become a doctor. he goes clubbing every weekend. he has an identical twin who he simultaneously hates and loves with every fibre of his being. made a pussy blocker pact with said (gay) twin. same person who also killed his abusive mother in a car accident. he's secretly dating a cheerleader. he was charged with first degree murder of his brother’s rapist after crashing his skull with an exy racket. he won that trial. he goes to therapy every week but just sits in silence for 45 minutes like a fucking sociopath. he's lowkey kevin day's best friend. he speaks german.

in other words, he’s the best

Madly into Andrew’s sense of humour, when he called Neil a Pinocchio — not just because he was a liar, but also because of Neil’s desperate desire to be a real boy.

I think people don't actually know what Andrew means when he says he hates Neil. He doesn't mean he actually hates Neil, that'd be an obvious lie. He means he hates that he wants Neil, when everything else he's ever wanted has turned to ash under his touch. He means he hates Neil because feeling apathetic about everything and everyone is much less painful than finding out you actually do care. He hates Neil because Neil gives him something to live for and when you've lived years on survival mode you'll find that living is much harder than dying.

THEM