* 𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙸𝚂𝚃 !

Okay, I brought you some foo -

“ We are attached to our mortal coils by the thinnest of silver threads. ” “ All the coolest people I know, I was afraid of. ” “ What a basic bitch death. ” “ You fall down the stairs, you break your hip. You fall outta the sky, you break your nose. ” “ I guess that’s more of a footnote versus ’ oh, he was struck by lightning! ’ ” “ Bears’ll fuck you up. ” “ It’s a duel where someone’s gonna die. ” “ As my hero, Sonic, said, ’ that’s no good ’. ” “ A swordfighting duel is gonna be way more badass. ” “ The bear will catch you, but at least you’re in a comfortable-ish place. ” “ If you’re getting eaten by a shark, you’re in the open ocean. You’re in the shark’s domain, baby. ” “ It’s like a party. ” “ That’s the greatest way to die ever! You were already dead! ” “ We just gotta make it to the deadline. ” “ Now you know how far away the bears are. ” “ How much ramen does this guy have?! ” “ They’re just making baked potatoes! This is not some life hack, this is just how you make baked potatoes! ” “ Now we just need fire. ” “ Don’t play with fire. ” “ Am I gonna get shocked? ” “ You tried to kill me. ” “ Do you have a higher powered battery? ” “ This is bullshit. ” “ Do we have a balloon? ” “ If the sun is bright, then you put glasses on, and it’s not as bright anymore. ”

“ This is what caused my drinking problem. ” “ Who knew ___ was a god of boxing? ” “ Do not get in a boxing ring with ___. She will destroy you. ” “ Do not fuck with ___. ” “ It’s like the wild west of medicine. ” “ Sit. You’re my patient. ” “ As if doctors exist. ” “ Oh, I’m naked~ ” “ There are books… weird, right? ” “ You could search for a brain, you fucking clod. ” “ I think you just want me to take my shirt off. ” “ You’re cured! ” “ Feels good, right? ” “ I can’t have my neck touched. ” “ I’ll bite your fingers off. ” “ Do you think that I’m more handsome than ___? ” “ You don’t wanna kill him, do you? ” “ Relax, it’s a massage! ” “ Harder! ” “ Today we’re gonna make that dream come true, ___. ” “ What’s the point? We’re all gonna die. ” “ Don’t you wanna look your best and feel your best before the day of doom comes to you? ” “ Before death comes knocking at your door, don’t you wanna look hot? ” “ Life’s just a feeble struggle against time. ” “ But I wanna look bangin’ while I do it! ”

dodie / / would you be so kind

idk if anyone on the dash still has wire but,,,👀