Your Fariy God Sister

Hello my online oracles! Sorry ya girl had an emergency, 🚨 but I’m back! And this is post 2 of 3 for my Tumblr varsity. I have one more coming about what kind of ruler you would have been.Still working on a real disclaimer so you know, for legal purposes, this is all for entertainment purposes only. Use your own personal guidance to know if you should do anything you ever see on my blog. Pray about it, or do whatever makes you feel comfortable.

Here’s the reading, peeps! 🐥

Suns out, buns out! What’s summer bringing you? How much do you need to lean into your faith, and how to start believing in what God sees in you?

Pile 1

Welp, I heard you putting them in their place. So, who are you being the landlord or the property manager of? Because they are upset you can! 😂 They're mad you have to help them and you don’t let them manipulate you.So, what’s coming this summer? People think they are about to play with you, and you're about to show them not only is the stove hot and dangerous—aht aht aht—so are you, babe! You putting BTA (ifykyk). What’s coming for you is having a strong head on your shoulders.Also, someone wants to kiss on your neck... or strangle you, lol. They're mad they can’t choose! It’s giving mental illness. They are obsessed with you, and this summer you stop inviting the vampires in because you're somewhere on a boat! 😂 And whatever you're doing, it’s putting people in their feelings. They've been trying to pull you into the mud; you are getting up, dusting sand off your cheeks—and not your face! 😂Book a trip, or a trip is coming your way! Hella discernment is coming towards you. You’ll start to trust yourself more and how you communicate with the divine. You’re going to give yourself peace this summer by not letting people get you upset every time someone tries you. I think you’re going to go to your default settings of being rational. You’re taking control of your mind, and it will bleed into every aspect of your life. What’s coming for you is realizing you were never broken; you have just been around miserable people, and you no longer accept that company.

Pile 2

Kaliiiiiiiiii kaliiiiiiii kaliiiiiiiiiiiiiii

So, you guys... oh, you're chopping heads off! 😂 You are causing ego deaths, and people love it. They actually are happy that someone came and took the title from them. You’re someone that can actually handle it and deserves the eyes on them.So, what’s coming your way is an honest moment. Someone, or a group of people, are about to realize just how integral you are to their life. They actually think they prefer for you to be in charge. So, what’s coming your way is a leadership position that will fall in your lap. If you wanted a promotion, this is that pile!Also, if you have been struggling with addiction, you are about to quit cold turkey. Like, you are about to just up-level your entire life. Whatever you felt has been dragging you down, this pile is about to go 1, 2, 3—release them/it!Kali, the goddess, is here to remind you and everyone around you that you are nothing to be played with or preyed upon. Like, my goodness, y'all are having a life upgrade coming to you. A lifestyle revamp! Whatever you've been not enjoying fully in your life, you are gaining the strength and confidence to change it yourself. This pile is becoming the hero you thought you had to wait on.Damnnnnnn, well, big ups to you! People love that. Send ya girl some strength, because y'all are Mister or Miss Stand-on-Business!

Pile 3

A church crush, lol! Some of y'all have something from Jesus himself coming towards you this summer. I'm guessing love, because I was trying to type "crush" and "church" came out. Sooooooo, you have a lover coming….a true one. One that is going to show you affection in a way that you understand and enjoy. This is someone who’s coming towards you to love you in your love language, whatever it may be. This person won’t need to be trained!Your pile has distractions coming as well, but it might be several options at once. You’ll have people automatically auditioning for you; they probably want to keep you. The energy coming towards you is magnetism. Maybe someone will bring you flowers 💐—and I mean a bouquet, it won’t be just one flower.What’s coming towards you is the universe trying to impress you, people included! 😂 Sorry I can’t get anything more concrete for you guys. Your energy is giving Jupiter; expansion is coming for you, so use this! You’re about to be wanted like there is a price on your head, and everyone is trying to collect the bounty.

Pile 4

A name change is coming for you, 😝 so you’re my pile out here proving people wrong all summer longgg! I’m so here for it; I love it. 🥰 Whatever big, impossible thing you thought would happen for you is about to land on your lap so hard and fast. You are going to know it’s only the divine because you haven’t been actively persistent. You have bad days, and you thought those days could outweigh your hard work. No sir, no ma'am! You don’t have to be perfect to deserve peace. ☮️My love it’s coming because you showed up anyway on those days you wanted to quit, and you wanted to curse them out. Guess what? Acting out of love has signed you up for a new title. A promotion is coming for this pile. It might be a social one, and maybe financially too, but what I’m feeling is that this is about how you feel about yourself and how you feel people talk about you. Like, what people say behind your back—that is good gossip! 😂They can’t say anything bad because you are handling your business, even on days people expected you to fail. So, what’s coming for you is the people around you seeing the change you’ve made within yourself. You’re facing yourself. Your own limitations no longer apply because you are healing wounds that kept you playing small in your own life. You are releasing embarrassment so you can fully enjoy your life. It’s giving dancing in public to the music playing in the grocery store, and I have to say, you are my favorite type of people. Thank you for coming back to your happiest self and letting people see you. You might be the only light 💡 in the dark for someone. Watch out for people becoming codependent on your joy! 🤩

Hello, hello, my online oracles, my collective of holy charges, my GPS agents, aka Greatest Pineal Specialists. We’re back with another reading. I needed to get these out, but I was going through a lot this past week. But hey, fuck it, we ball 🏀. We’re here, I love the queer, let’s kick it.

This is your vibe check: how is your energy being experienced right now? Everyone is welcome. Enjoy, peace.

Feedback, likes, and reposts are always appreciated. Thank you again. It’s my Tumblrversary, so we have a triple feature coming. This is part 1.

Pile 1

First of all, pile 1, what’s in your wallet? Lol. Capital One commercial. You are international, my global sensations. Hello, hello.

Y’all are my leaders, the titans of industry. Any field you step in, you dominate. Why? Because you are not afraid to take a leap of faith. You don’t just wait, you create. You work hard, you show up being a great person, and your shine... you’re the definition of “your shine irritates their demons.”So, the cards you got all relate to being the teacher in everything. Let people teach you; don’t let them make you an enemy in your mind. You are simply studying physical behavior. You tend to live in your spiritual embodiment of strength (I wonder if you picked another pile in my most popular reading 📖), so perhaps people like to try to test you, to get a physical reaction, to measure or size you up. Ew, lol.

Your vibe makes people alert to the inner work you’re doing out in the wilderness of the unknown with yourself. You remind me of, “Quite the unknown should be more afraid of me than I am of it.” You don’t choose the man or the bear; you are the threat, because you don’t need an audience or an “okay.” You are looking for the divine. You are sitting with yourself, fear, and inviting it to dinner, and that shit is running away. You don’t need a return to sender. You wake up and put your feet on the ground, and the devil, the negativity of the world, says, “Oh shit, so-and-so is awake.” Your light is powerful. That’s how you’re being seen: rich, powerful, anointed. Long features, face, nose, hair, arms.

Your cosmic meditations call for you to draw spirals, dance in spirals, imagine yourself walking a circular path, getting closer to your best self, because you’re slowly morphing into the person you thought you needed. Lol, dang, this is not meant to be a live reading, but intuitive nudge: someone had or has an urge to meet you coming soon. Idk, lol. Very caught off guard about your trust in yourself.

This person will learn from you, but also teach you that you never, never needed a co-sign on your vision. You guys are going to read a lot of my pick-a-cards coming up and out. Your influence is heavy. I like it. Thank you a million for showing up, pile 1. You feel like the leader of the ship. I heard captain, marshal, judge, holy hot stuff. I like, I like.

Thank you again for hanging out with me. See you soon in pick-a-cards to come. Keep living “as if,” because it will very much be “build it and they will come” energy.

Song association

RichMan by 3!oh3

Signs~

13,27,42,Present, Hasta ,Gold, White, Yellow, Selenite,Messager , Hermes,Wings , Angels, Lotus ,flowers, red,Paul Revere, Liqour, Brown ,Collar,9,Libra,Gemini,Aquarius,crows,Naysayers,Little Miss/Mister,Crows, Omens,

Pile 2

So, pile 2, God likes to be funny with you. They use any and everybody to make you be nice. Even when you think you’re going to be mean, He makes you be nice. But it’s because you’re anointed, like pile 1, but your power is inherently feminine. It’s your nurturing capacity. It’s cyclical in nature as well.

Your power comes from meeting the truest version of yourself, and it’s a loving, loving being. You might be someone who can easily distract others because I had to take a whole pause during your reading. Then gnats, dude, just so damn—now I’m getting a notification. Like, Lord, y’all’s energy is causing a riot 😂.

That’s the first thing people notice about you: how people and the energy in the room react to you. Your receptive energy attracts all kinds of things to you because your energy is welcoming and grounded. But my goodness, you’re so gorgeous and fortunate. People experience your energy like a whirlwind. You are most people’s fantasy. You’re the “everybody’s type” pile, the pile that makes people reconsider.

You live so authentically that it kind of scares people. They never realized they had on a mask till you showed up, barely even speaking sometimes, but showing more of your soul than some people have seen naked. You are so needed, jeez.

I got so many songs for this pile. You guys are the headphones people, or music follows you like a movie soundtrack in your head. I heard, “Do you sing or dance randomly?” 😂 Sorry, you guys feel so fast, so quick.

Connect more and cleanse using the earth. Hug a tree, pick up litter—safety first, gloves and all. Sit in nature, seeing the beauty in it and inside yourself, and how it manifests. This pile is about turning your mindset to work with yourself, not against yourself.

People may see you as a loner who is alone on purpose, not because people don’t try to get close, but because you’d rather not engage with them. You have your own unique understanding of life, and you don’t accept judgment on it. You are very much a recluse 😂.

You are seen as someone who could be a one-man band, like you make your own fun, but you can also be the entire life of the party. You are the show sometimes, even when you’re just trying to get your groceries. I heard 😂. Relatable, I hate it 😂. I just want to buy my food, be nice, and leave. Bye. This is not Love Island 😂. It’s the spice section, and this is not what I’m looking for.

You guys are probably the type people want to hit on, but you make it awkward or hard for them to beat around the bush with you. You don’t make it easy on them, and that can attract, again, all kinds of people 😂.

People also tend to think they were destined to meet you. More dreamy, ethereal energy. Your vibe makes people want to buy a ticket, send a spy, be a fly on the wall in everything you do. This is my pile that has had a stalker, or a few, or a long-term copycat, but it never quite hits the same because your vibe is coming from that specific spot within you. It’s not duplicated or replicated. It’s rare.

Song association

Neighbors know my Name by 2 Chaniz

Signs~

13,8,16,7,4,10,Black,Red,Gold,Purple,Lotus,LilyPad, Men All In Your Business, Red Heads, Gingers , Mandela,Infinity,Watercolor,Mediation, Water,Remission, Fairy, Originals , Lucas, White Lighter, Charmed, Hands , Hasta, Flowers, Wings,big ass chains , dogs, Hennessy,temples, candy,sweet treat

Pile 3

Hello, Madonna 😂. This is the pile that reinvents themselves twice a week, and everyone is so invested in what you come out with and come up with next.

This pile may be stressed about money, but you don’t look like it. You look like you just stand out amongst the crowd. You also look a bit sad. People could be projecting because you don’t go out of your way to smile at them or laugh at their jokes. I’m getting they aren’t funny to you 😂, but they may have everyone else fooled or cracking up, lol.

This pile is giving: the person or people most heavily affected by your energy are people who like to deny your influence 😂. How sad.

Okay, the cards you got are Individuality, Soul Journey, and Cry for Nature. The fairies are here to let you know that whatever you feel you lost, whatever sparkle someone tried to dim, is coming back stronger than ever—stronger than you even dreamed of.

You should give yourself grace. You are not required to be perfect to receive genuine care. Your happiness is a priority enough. You don’t have to earn rest, pile 3.

Wheewww, pile 3, y’all are so damn sexy. Like, your energy is giving “welcome to the new age.” You bring out the best in everyone and everything you interact with. You can easily heal the karmas of people and environments. Envious people are drawn to you, and you help them transmute the energy into a more positive experience for themselves.

You help them see jealousy in a healthy way, like lunar light. You show them jealousy can be used to help them see the direction in which they want to go. You help lost souls. People can immediately feel your wisdom before you even speak. Your body is tea, by the way 😂. “Shrimp and Grits” by Latto.

Also, your intuition has been seen—or rumored—to save people 😂. I’m not sure how people know this, but word around town is you told someone something and it happened just how you said, or close enough. People have witnessed this. That’s who’s experiencing your energy or stuck on it currently, baby. They want you to reach out real bad, lol.

Your energy? People immediately feel it because you validate yourself. You don’t seek outside approval. You don’t care if no one agrees. If you feel strongly, nothing can make you back down. You definitely stand up for what you believe in.

You embrace the unknown and can exist with other very powerful or influential people because you are also powerful, influential, intelligent, and actually interesting. I heard that something about you catches people off guard. It could be your faith or your beauty. You understand social approval is based on doubt, and you don’t entertain that 😂. Dang, cut up, pile 3.

You remind people to be present because, if they don’t, they’ll miss the moment with you. You reflect back to people to stop saying, “I’ll be happy when...” No. You live your life happy in the moment, and everything always works out because you enjoy the journey.

The more you relax, the better life goes for you.

Song association

Kitty Kat by Megan thee Stallion

Signs~

8,9,31,4,Ahead Of The Curve,Leader Of The Pack, Remix,Comeback season, sea life, coffee, Miguel,the bay,money,names in Arabic , making people sweat, wigs, extensions, clip ins , hairstylist, diy queen or king, checking on me without a check for me is crazzzzzzzy, snaps fingers at people lolololll oh well damn yall that is kinda cute but maybe I’m toxic 😂

Pile 4

Dang, y’all, can you stop that? Idk what you doing, but “Can’t Leave You Alone” by Ella Mai just started playing, so 😂.

Your experience makes people give you your way. You don’t beg, but they beg for you to act right. Your vibe is making people feel weak because they want you, and you are not even effected by them. You’re sitting there, like, cleaning your kitchen or something, and these people are crashing out over you.

You are the biggest temptation. You bring out the freaks. Your energy is fast tracking lovers to you, so you’re probably experiencing an abundance of everything: money, great experiences, lots of win-win situations, even when you decide not to participate.

It’s kinda like you get paid regardless, or you win the thing weather you show up late or at all 😂. I’m dead, I’m dead. What? Lol. Please don’t enter nothing I’m trying to win 🏆. You freaking walking trophy on legs. I’m doneeeeee. I love it.

You guys are the reason people stay strong, literally, because you’re so mysterious. This is the pile people watches you survive a smear campaign of some sort, and they regret not speaking up for you because now you are healed without the closure you deserved.

The people who hurt you are facing judgment because whatever spark of yours they tried to snatch, the divine is returning to you, as long as you forgive them and yourself for interacting with them. I heard, “interfering with their karma,” lol.

Oh, they are big mad because you came out on top on their secret one sided beef they had with you. The more you forgive them, the faster you magnify your manifesting power. Everyone can see how powerful your focus is. That’s why they want it by any means, lol.

If you’re worried that you’ll go through this lesson again, you wont, as long as you truly forgive and forget this person, situation, career. You deserve better, and it will find you.

The people who compliment you guys have to work up the courage to do so. Try not to reject them 😂. This is my pile that is being seen as a lucky charm. Is everyone watching you get your flowers? Please, baby, take a bow.

But know you have a sold out show going on every night. Your focus is paying off. This is the pile people had no idea what you were looking at. Now you’re living your flyest timeline.

Song association

Touchin on my by 3!oh3

Signs~

36,9,37,10,29,11,Tapatio,Pink,Hearts,Moon Cycle,The first 48, luxury purchases, coin purse, vocabulary champion, moments like spotlight moments, car rides, expensive taste,expensive toys???, worth , taxes, cable ride???????, vacation, you the birthday , mind moving to fast ,butterflies, medication,

Pile 5

Your energy is like dancing on the table. It’s like running up the scoreboard on fun and memories. Even if you are chronically ill, it’s not a shameful thing. If anyone knows anything, even seeing you work through a cold, your energy is like a hot, fun summer night. That’s how you feel.

Your cards tell me you have a soul song, something begging to be embodied, or maybe you do let your soul sing. Don’t hide your interests and talents. It’s okay to be niche. It’s authentic to have hobbies. It’s okay to gravitate towards others who enjoy what you enjoy.

You didn’t let life happen to you. Whatever you’re energetically moving as, it’s powerful and cleansing. You bring in the light 💡. You find the silver lining, and you go with it. You have shown people the way, and that’s how you’re being seen, felt, and experienced right now, you little heartbreaker.

You make people grow in the best way, and that’s okay. They always appreciate you in the end, lol. No discipline is fun during the discipline, but it pays off to listen.

You enjoy the silence. Your presence is heavy, like a comfortable blanket, like the smell of food cooking in a house, desserts, sweets. Even you feel like a safe space, and people crave it. They want to take you home and keep you there, which makes you wonder what’s got them so hung up.

You are the type of person to call someone out to their face, and instead of it going bad, the person agrees and changes 😂. Powerful 😂.

Keep being your shining self. You are a walking energy diffuser. You can heal audiences through the screen. You are that one, pile 5. You change with the currents, but you excel each and every time. A wave tries to knock you out, you learn how to hold your breath longer. You are the hard work that gets done regardless. You are the extra set that grows your muscles. It’s you, pile 5.

(Wow, can you, like, chill? Thank you. I have to, like, go shower, do my nighttime routine after this. Y’all got me ready to nap, lol. Y’all have such healing, calming energy. It puts people to sleep. They trust you so easily. It’s good you’re a good person 😂.)

Guys, you might be pregnant or newly finding out. Look, I rebuke that for myself, lol, hehehe. But, um, yeah, y’all do what it do. If not a baby, maybe you are aligning with your best self, the self you will be proud of, and that’s something to be excited about as well.

You might be needed in a space to speak up more. It’s okay. People enjoy your input more than you think 💭. Give yourself grace.

All in all, your energy makes people crave you more. They can’t even understand why or when, but once it was you, it was and could be no one else. This pile has all the lip service, honey 🍯.

I hope the reading was entertaining. Your energy feels like hitting the bong near someone and it aligns their chakras. You yell at someone, and it turns them on type of nonsense 😂. Y’all need to dance, dance, dance, dance to get these slimy, possessive personality types away. Dance hard in your home alone. If you can do it in front of people, you need to build that aura. You need to enjoy your own energy so you understand how powerful it is.

You’re why I had to give everybody new nicknames. That allure, that frequency you emit, is divine. It’s different. It’s a power that can’t be explained or denied.

Whew. Your GPS gets you to the destination every single time. You lead, and you smell great, btw. Your perfume combo is hitting.

Song association

Baddest in the Building by Kevin Gates

Signs~

25,7,41,5,37,10, Yellow,Moon,Lily, Orchid, Alignment, Butterfly,Animals, Birds, fixing cracks with Gold???,the world is your oyster, Scorpio ♏️, sun stone , Leo ,fixed signs , night life, Change of scenery , Change of venue,

Hi my online oracles were here today for a quickie enjoy

How are you big pimping out here this is for my people who know your character and need a reminder for why your self care is needed Venus in Taurus rn if you see this May 2nd excuse me if I have typos this is just a little experiment 🧪

Bouns song 🎧

Pile 1

Your self-control is why you’re big pimping, but your self-care is needed because it makes people’s hearts race all the more. When you gatekeep yourself, they can’t help it—they obsess immediately. The more you don’t react, it makes people freak out, wanting any kind of reaction. So enjoy the foolishness 😂, but remember that it’s because you aren’t seen as a threat, so they assume your self-control is fake 😂.

But once they realize what’s going on—that your self-composure was hard to come by—they will not like you knowing how to trigger them, because you will genuinely be just living your life, and it’s going to make them self-destruct.

Your self-care is important because it’s matriarchal—it comes from the women in your family. I don’t care what you identify as; the women in your family have something they do that has passed on to you, which gives you clout and presence. Hot asf, sorry, but dang.

Have a good day, y’all. Please come back 😂 I like that.

Signs

Bully gang, Libra gang, very shut your mouth and watch me win again energy, celebrating early ,no competition,win win situations, onlyfans, Dragon,Cancer energy

Pile 2

They in your business, friend 😂 That’s how you keep the invisible score up. It’s giving competition, but they’re losing in their own head because they don’t know any of your business. Meanwhile, they have their own business to be minding.

So your self-care is necessary, because it helps you convert these looky-loos’ eyes into attention—and into dollars. You might need to start doing a faceless blog or review page. People will engage, and it will help you make money and save money, while gaining trust in yourself and your audience. Your self-care converts looky-loos into your target audience 😂.

I’m goneeeeeee 😂 What’s the coffee? Because this is stronger than tea. The coffee is: all publicity is good publicity when you’re a good person in real life. Oop—you're the one thing a lot of people never had.

Signs

Outside,”Where are you from?”, blue , deli , New York, Brooklyn,steak, athletes,house plants 🪴 ,Aquarius energy , drinking, over dressed, punctual,

Pile 3

Whewwwwwww… so you be out here giving people an ego boost and clout just by talking to them—smh. Hello, pile 3, y’all must run the show. You got owner money; please don’t come by my lil apartment 😂. Y’all circle is so tight—beautiful, woah. Be good, y’all.

I meant your friends, but 😝 you know… if you grown, smh. Only grown people are supposed to be here. Y’all are definitely the 21-and-up pile—thank you. Put your cute lil license up 😂.

Your self-care is important because it connects you to a higher power—whatever you believe in. Your self-care is bringing you connection to yourself, your higher self. You look like one person, but your presence fills a room. That’s why people get so excited when you talk to them—it’s like the sun shining on a flower. Which sounds great in theory, but they can’t handle all that 😂… they gonna burn up.

Y’all, please don’t have people out here stuttering and stuff, fighting over you—I’m over it 😂. Y’all be good, please.

Signs

Soft voice, talking crazy, playing on your phone, never cared idk why needed to know , beating people up , the person people choose, Icarus, wings, flats in particular, spoiled, princess treatment, the queen mentality 😂as you should I feel 😂 ,Libra energy, BET, cooking , fried

Pile 4

Lol, they’re scared of you—like, in real life. They don’t want the smoke with you, in the bank or in the ring 😂. Who in the MMA is reading this? My goodness—Rocky, relax. They are terrified, friend.

You big pimping because they take your fitness personally and seriously—*weird* 😂. Like, what? Why would anyone be worried about that?

Anyway, your shape—your self-care—protects you. It makes people think twice about whatever malicious intent they had. Your self-care is like a shield; it repels anything trying to come against you, like a built-in force field.

Signs

Dogs, 🐕, smoking, spinach , Spanish ,Latin ,money long hair long you know the rest , wellness spa, roller coasters, think pieces,car shopping,Capricorn energy ,Glocks,

Pile 5

Oh, so you’re the golden child, but it’s controversial—like how you make your money is unconventional, and it makes people uncomfortable. Oweee, lol, stoppp. So you just knew everything would go how it’s been going, huh? You are, of course, the mystic pile. Your faith is like a shield 🛡️—to play you is for someone to play themselves.

So your self-care protects your money. Whatever you do for self-care, it’s not really for anyone to judge—or for me to say—but get yourself right if you need to 😂. Your self-care brings you whatever you want; you having your way. I always have a pile like this—me too.

So what’s the newest perfume you bought? That’s also a part of your self-care, and it’s upping your standards and energy. You know scent attracts things.

Baby whoever you have blocked is about to send a damn pigeon they wanna talk to you so bad btw ik you don’t care lol also you got another song smh

Signs

Boss,Motion,education is everything, it’s hard because you’re the first, you know what you know , you not crazy just first, Leo energy,third wave, Texas, Stars ✨, clicks, clocks ⏰, jewelry, meditation, making your own rules ,

Short Messages from your next relationship, new love only. Pick a meme and find out who can’t wait to find you and what they think about your first meeting. You had them at hello.

My online oracles, and this is today’s reading. Be sure to use the poll if you so dare, and again, as always, thank you for the likes, repost, and comments.

Pile 1

lol 😂 I think this person feels broke compared to you. I’m sorry, but the first song I heard was *Counting Stars* by OneRepublic. First thing they want to say is they been saving up to take you out or impress you 😂 they might not say exactly that, but they will try to see if anything they did makes you excited. They want to be your best experience, they want to leave an impression.

So I get the feeling you see this person and brush them off. You don’t think they’re flirting with you because, ohhhhhhh lol, you done made mister nonchalant… ohhhhh baby, when it comes to you lol, he chalantin hard. He—oh my goodness, *Usher* just started playing. I haven’t even turned on my radio, it’s just coming up for you.

So pile 1, this person has it bad for you. They want to change their whole life for you. You made the bad boys and girls good for a weekend, I see lol. You run a strict program and they want a uniform, friend 😂

This person would tell you they are not falling for you while listening to you sleep in the morning, if they could—like wake up next to you. They’re weird lol. They the type to listen to you breathing, and it gives them a hard on 😂

I’m sorry pile 1, they aren’t giving me many sentences flat out, but the ones I am getting are not… ummm… they are bedroom talk. This person wants to go to pound town immediately. They may be a thug or have a felony, chileeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol. I need yall to not 😂 I need yall not to be 😂 my goodness.

Umm, whoever this is, they said, “we ready, we ready for a ballllllllll,” ummm 😂 my favorite reader be saying this, but um, you the birthday friend for whoever this is. You are the biggest present, and they want to unwrap you yesterday.

“I made up my mind”

“I just want a chance I can protect you”

“The radio haunts me”

“Why can’t you just act right”

“Be nice to me I just want to love you”

“I’m not a simp but you can have it all”

“Oh so this is what happens when you don’t give up”

“I been liking you”

“Yeah I knew from the start I wanted your heart”❤️

“Have you been to this place yet (trying to plan a date with you)”

“If you just give me a chance I’ll change your lifeeee”

“Please stop looking at me like that have mercy”

But will it be for the better anyway here are you signs pile 1

Song association

Oooh by Kehlani

Collar full by Panic @t The Disco

Let it burn by usher

Signs

Rainbows, Colorful Hair, Nick Names, Horror Films,Owners,New faces New places,Mandela tattoos, mouth slick, exposed, caught up, loner, gratuity, garment district, construction crew, Soft voice, silk sheets, summer, Dartmouth, twilight, twisted vanilla, bass guitar, 🎸 little red corvette, prince , purple rain, ☔️ old school love, 90’s r&b, Aaliyah era,

Pile 2

Songs associated

Bullet by NF

“Please be safe” well your person is so talkative so we’re gonna do more of these little quotes I guess for you

“Your scent is driving me insane” (Im about to eat you like the last supper)

“Have my babies I want them to look like you “

This person loves your face card they literally might want to always look at you in the act because they enjoy your face so much

“Eye contact baby look at me don’t hide from me pretty”

“I’ve never been in love like this”

“Am I going to throw up 🤮”

“I beg your pardon” (they heard you they just want you to spend longer talking to them)

“The sound of your voice made me feel like it was supposed to be calling my name” 😂 woahhh there

“If it’s up to me I’ll shut this shit down to have you to myself anytime, any day”

“Please just come I promise I will make it worth your time”

“Every time I see you I remember why you have to be mine”

“Who, what,when,where, why fumble you, I could never”

mister or miss having it all said you need to stop running from it all because you messing up they program

You turning people into earners and yearners out here (people obsess over their first impression with you)

“You’re the baddest in the room” (please come back again soon)

“You caused this commotion and you look like a angel but you tore this place up tore me up”

Are yall bartenders or servers idk why im getting that

Whatever you do you work hard and you have a goal that’s not just material it’s a feeling a personal vindication hmm okay

Something about Amazon or clay, maybe pottery. Gesshhhh, your person is missing you, so this new love is going to have an instant connection on their end when it comes to you 😂 that line has come up a lot today, that song might be especially significant for you. This person is running on empty, but they meet you and their world shifts. They realize what is really important to them, and it’s not the life they been living.

You make people have to see a therapist or make em go to church. I’m hearing Ken the Man, I’ll tag the song. You guys are pressure, you bust pipes, and you know that, smh. This person thinks highly of you. You might meet them at a coffee place or something random. This person is definitely going to be shy but make a gesture towards you 😂 my goodness. They like, you just be cool on them, don’t scare them 😂

It’s giving they know you must have the aura of not to be played with, serious inquiries only, I heard 😂 I’m so tickled by this, guys. Yall have someone smitten 😍 they think Cupid literally shot them with a shot gun. I’m hearing another song. You might have been dogging and dodging love as of lately, but this person will definitely peak your interest because their interest is to please you, to show up and fill every gap 😝

Woah, Kemosabe, you’re going to be someone’s faithful friend or they’ll be yours. Your style is impressive, it’s draws them in, your authenticity. So you might dress different then people around you, or just the way you put it together. Your accessories are something else, you’re distracting 😂 they can even focus when you around, very clingy 😂

You have some great energy, so they want to be attached to you. I love it, they know what’s good for them, I see. Okay, now some signs and songs, yall got a lot of music, I can’t tag them all 😂 when this person first meets you, if you touched them, they definitely felt a spark ⚡️ it lit them up like a neon light. You make their heart race like you’re on a racetrack, they feel your looks could cause a car crash. You have traffic-stopping beauty.

You look like you’re having your way when you meet this person, and they know for a fact you are. So you might meet them in a time of excessive abundance for yourself, picking up on you’re doing the things little you dreamed of doing.

Signs

Guns, Pistol,Music,Therapy,Glitter,Magic,Coolant, CEO,Boss Daddy/Mommy,This Pile Has A Lot Of Pent Up Energy And Emotions, White Shirts , White Collar,Gold Collar , Working Man/Woman, Gorgeous Hair , Gold Cross Necklace, Talisman, 🧿, 🪬 , Hasta Pada 2, The Study Of Light,💡,Everything Is Falling Apart To Fall Into Place , Higher Self , Channeling, No Cards No Problem, Seer , Silent Study 📚, Mechanics,

Pile 3

Pull up on me

Can I carry your books / bags?

Sweet senorita/senior spell check this pile foreign

“I wanna eat in the back of the movie theater 🎭 whewwwww take that how you may 😂”

“I never thought you would just show up the way you did but I’m excited”

“Give me some milk”

“Milf/dilf money”

“Mama mami mamacita”

“Whine those hips on me please”

“I love how you make them act I love when you show up and they can’t ignore you neither can I”

“Your reputation is for people who gaf I do not”

“I’ve never been this comfortable with anyone before”

“I can be you lighthouse since you have to carry everything home”

“I’m ready I always knew I’d find you”

“Please don’t hurt me like you do them I seen what that mouth do hands too 😂”

“I’m scared but I like it”

“Can I get a free bag of chipsssssss” (you are all that and a bag of chips)

“All I do is think about you”

“Please don’t run away”

“I’m always turned on when you come around”

“Your stiff energy makes me want you even more”

“You are the ring leader please bless me”

“Can I get your number”

“You looked like trouble on legs but I couldn’t resist When I seen you our future flashes before my eyes

Signs

Apple Cider Vinegar Cleanse,Leader Of The Pack, Always On Top,Foot On Necks,Big Stepper, You Make Them Act Up,Got Them Out of Character,Code You Have Morals,Vibes Always Matter ,Life of the party,VMAs,Winner ,Victory lap,Paparazzi,Mental Health,You Create Stalkers,essentials, city girl/boy, current events, championship, nba , sports , 1 percent, king or queen of pentacles, soft glam, light house, love,

You are little miss/mister detail oriented, they need to be careful with how they speak to you—okay, you are someone… you came with a warning label. So this person is new, they may have been having a crush on you, like they’ve seen you more than once in this pile for sure. You are another pile making the shy people say hello to you, you bring it up out of people.

You might be an import and important 😂 you, pile 3, are not from around there, and the people know it. You might be my travel baddie. You meet the airport staff and you turn them on with your perfume, they remember your seat number and all that lol. Your scent is memorable. You are the thing that’s unforgettable to experience, and people know that upon hello with you. Powerful are you… aura farming right now? You can bring in gold with your Midas touch right now, don’t forget to wear gloves, I heard 😂 woah there, woah there, let’s get back into the things they want to say, friend.

This person feels like you remind them of someone they had to let go. You might meet this person and instantly not want to let them get too close. You feel like this person is a lesson, not a blessing 😂 they might be controlling, but you are player 1, I heard, so they better find something safe to do, smh.

I gotta go yall, but this pile had me focused, like intense, forgetting to eat and drink water 💦 focus. So this pile 3, I feel this person is coming in fast 💨 and soon. It’s up to you how quick you make it or how long you take it, omgggggggg.

Pile 4

Song association

Higher by Rihanna

Who I was by mgk and Nf

Ridin Jessie Reyez

Daddy Lessons by Beyoncé

“I wish I was calm as you I never see you upset”

“You never called me”

“I’m already to far gone you always have it together”

“I need a witness”

“You set the tone usually that’s my job but you gave me no room for error when it came to you”

Swoons 😂 literally this person might trip and fall

“Tell me how you feel please”

“I need you to say it out loud in the open”

“I could never give you up”

“I know I just met you but its cliche but you’re different”

“Once you smiled it was over I was sold I wanted to be the reason behind that everyday for the rest of my life”

“I was never going to lose you”

“Your joy was something I felt”

“I’m the lucky one 🍀”

“I’m crazy yeah you right crazy over you”

“Who is your replacement”

“Meet me on the court”

“The party starts when you walk in”

“I left the function early to make it home to talk to you”

“Save a horse and ride a cowboy”

Well, pile four, yall commanded my attention, so you are quite, um, powerful and hard to ignore. You’re the protagonists lol, if main character had a spokes personality, it’s yours. You are my mythical mystery solvers, thus this pile is for the psychics lol. Your intuition is visible, you might wear beads or spiritual jewelry. You like trail rides, or you been to one or a few. The country music is going hard during your pile, that and I find love songs.

You might meet this person at a sporting event or some kinda party, maybe a karaoke bar. This person loves your voice, your laugh—whew, this pile, omg, you get them turnt up, like they can’t help it. You feel like a strawberry Hennessy lemon drop, you feel like a love song and fireflies, goodness. You guys are a warm blanket.

You’re the type of person to help the drunk person hold a stranger’s hair, or help a man get home, like follow them so they don’t drunk drive alone. You might be the person who can take keys without upsetting the person, like they’ll listen to you. Aww, thank you guys so much for all the unpaid therapy you give. You’re not judgmental, if you fear people thinking that, they actually took whatever you said to heart, and they won’t say so out loud, but they definitely think you have powers 😂

They don’t know what to call it, but they think you definitely plugged into a higher power. Your judgement is valid, and whoever is crushing on you sees that. People like your unsolicited advice, it’s actually quite inspiring and nicer than you think lol. I heard you could be meaner, so if you’ve been softening the blows, I think someone likes that, but they could also take you not always performing, being on, and the caregiver. This person sees you and immediately wants to be your safest space—cuteeeeeeee.

Signs

Deluxe,Aquamarine, Mermaids, Sirens 🚨,Spying, Red Velvet Cake, Sound Waves, ICU, Battery Percentage, Numbers ,Warmed Up, Car Wash, Cruise Control, Shops, Shells, DIY, Throat, Heater,Pain,Collar Bone, hambon?????, French