Hello, hello, my online oracles, my collective of holy charges, my GPS agents, aka Greatest Pineal Specialists. Weâre back with another reading. I needed to get these out, but I was going through a lot this past week. But hey, fuck it, we ball đ. Weâre here, I love the queer, letâs kick it.
This is your vibe check: how is your energy being experienced right now? Everyone is welcome. Enjoy, peace.
Feedback, likes, and reposts are always appreciated. Thank you again. Itâs my Tumblrversary, so we have a triple feature coming. This is part 1.
Which Pile did you choose
Pile 1 RichMan by 3!oh3
Pile 2 Neighbors know my Name by 2 Chainz
Pile 3 Kitty Kat by Megan thee Stallion
Pile 4 Touchin on my by 3!oh3
Pile 5 Baddest in the building by Kevin Gates
Voting ended onMay 22
First of all, pile 1, whatâs in your wallet? Lol. Capital One commercial. You are international, my global sensations. Hello, hello.
Yâall are my leaders, the titans of industry. Any field you step in, you dominate. Why? Because you are not afraid to take a leap of faith. You donât just wait, you create. You work hard, you show up being a great person, and your shine... youâre the definition of âyour shine irritates their demons.âSo, the cards you got all relate to being the teacher in everything. Let people teach you; donât let them make you an enemy in your mind. You are simply studying physical behavior. You tend to live in your spiritual embodiment of strength (I wonder if you picked another pile in my most popular reading đ), so perhaps people like to try to test you, to get a physical reaction, to measure or size you up. Ew, lol.
Your vibe makes people alert to the inner work youâre doing out in the wilderness of the unknown with yourself. You remind me of, âQuite the unknown should be more afraid of me than I am of it.â You donât choose the man or the bear; you are the threat, because you donât need an audience or an âokay.â You are looking for the divine. You are sitting with yourself, fear, and inviting it to dinner, and that shit is running away. You donât need a return to sender. You wake up and put your feet on the ground, and the devil, the negativity of the world, says, âOh shit, so-and-so is awake.â Your light is powerful. Thatâs how youâre being seen: rich, powerful, anointed. Long features, face, nose, hair, arms.
Your cosmic meditations call for you to draw spirals, dance in spirals, imagine yourself walking a circular path, getting closer to your best self, because youâre slowly morphing into the person you thought you needed. Lol, dang, this is not meant to be a live reading, but intuitive nudge: someone had or has an urge to meet you coming soon. Idk, lol. Very caught off guard about your trust in yourself.
This person will learn from you, but also teach you that you never, never needed a co-sign on your vision. You guys are going to read a lot of my pick-a-cards coming up and out. Your influence is heavy. I like it. Thank you a million for showing up, pile 1. You feel like the leader of the ship. I heard captain, marshal, judge, holy hot stuff. I like, I like.
Thank you again for hanging out with me. See you soon in pick-a-cards to come. Keep living âas if,â because it will very much be âbuild it and they will comeâ energy.
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So, pile 2, God likes to be funny with you. They use any and everybody to make you be nice. Even when you think youâre going to be mean, He makes you be nice. But itâs because youâre anointed, like pile 1, but your power is inherently feminine. Itâs your nurturing capacity. Itâs cyclical in nature as well.
Your power comes from meeting the truest version of yourself, and itâs a loving, loving being. You might be someone who can easily distract others because I had to take a whole pause during your reading. Then gnats, dude, just so damnânow Iâm getting a notification. Like, Lord, yâallâs energy is causing a riot đ.
Thatâs the first thing people notice about you: how people and the energy in the room react to you. Your receptive energy attracts all kinds of things to you because your energy is welcoming and grounded. But my goodness, youâre so gorgeous and fortunate. People experience your energy like a whirlwind. You are most peopleâs fantasy. Youâre the âeverybodyâs typeâ pile, the pile that makes people reconsider.
You live so authentically that it kind of scares people. They never realized they had on a mask till you showed up, barely even speaking sometimes, but showing more of your soul than some people have seen naked. You are so needed, jeez.
I got so many songs for this pile. You guys are the headphones people, or music follows you like a movie soundtrack in your head. I heard, âDo you sing or dance randomly?â đ Sorry, you guys feel so fast, so quick.
Connect more and cleanse using the earth. Hug a tree, pick up litterâsafety first, gloves and all. Sit in nature, seeing the beauty in it and inside yourself, and how it manifests. This pile is about turning your mindset to work with yourself, not against yourself.
People may see you as a loner who is alone on purpose, not because people donât try to get close, but because youâd rather not engage with them. You have your own unique understanding of life, and you donât accept judgment on it. You are very much a recluse đ.
You are seen as someone who could be a one-man band, like you make your own fun, but you can also be the entire life of the party. You are the show sometimes, even when youâre just trying to get your groceries. I heard đ. Relatable, I hate it đ. I just want to buy my food, be nice, and leave. Bye. This is not Love Island đ. Itâs the spice section, and this is not what Iâm looking for.
You guys are probably the type people want to hit on, but you make it awkward or hard for them to beat around the bush with you. You donât make it easy on them, and that can attract, again, all kinds of people đ.
People also tend to think they were destined to meet you. More dreamy, ethereal energy. Your vibe makes people want to buy a ticket, send a spy, be a fly on the wall in everything you do. This is my pile that has had a stalker, or a few, or a long-term copycat, but it never quite hits the same because your vibe is coming from that specific spot within you. Itâs not duplicated or replicated. Itâs rare.
Neighbors know my Name by 2 Chaniz
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Hello, Madonna đ. This is the pile that reinvents themselves twice a week, and everyone is so invested in what you come out with and come up with next.
This pile may be stressed about money, but you donât look like it. You look like you just stand out amongst the crowd. You also look a bit sad. People could be projecting because you donât go out of your way to smile at them or laugh at their jokes. Iâm getting they arenât funny to you đ, but they may have everyone else fooled or cracking up, lol.
This pile is giving: the person or people most heavily affected by your energy are people who like to deny your influence đ. How sad.
Okay, the cards you got are Individuality, Soul Journey, and Cry for Nature. The fairies are here to let you know that whatever you feel you lost, whatever sparkle someone tried to dim, is coming back stronger than everâstronger than you even dreamed of.
You should give yourself grace. You are not required to be perfect to receive genuine care. Your happiness is a priority enough. You donât have to earn rest, pile 3.
Wheewww, pile 3, yâall are so damn sexy. Like, your energy is giving âwelcome to the new age.â You bring out the best in everyone and everything you interact with. You can easily heal the karmas of people and environments. Envious people are drawn to you, and you help them transmute the energy into a more positive experience for themselves.
You help them see jealousy in a healthy way, like lunar light. You show them jealousy can be used to help them see the direction in which they want to go. You help lost souls. People can immediately feel your wisdom before you even speak. Your body is tea, by the way đ. âShrimp and Gritsâ by Latto.
Also, your intuition has been seenâor rumoredâto save people đ. Iâm not sure how people know this, but word around town is you told someone something and it happened just how you said, or close enough. People have witnessed this. Thatâs whoâs experiencing your energy or stuck on it currently, baby. They want you to reach out real bad, lol.
Your energy? People immediately feel it because you validate yourself. You donât seek outside approval. You donât care if no one agrees. If you feel strongly, nothing can make you back down. You definitely stand up for what you believe in.
You embrace the unknown and can exist with other very powerful or influential people because you are also powerful, influential, intelligent, and actually interesting. I heard that something about you catches people off guard. It could be your faith or your beauty. You understand social approval is based on doubt, and you donât entertain that đ. Dang, cut up, pile 3.
You remind people to be present because, if they donât, theyâll miss the moment with you. You reflect back to people to stop saying, âIâll be happy when...â No. You live your life happy in the moment, and everything always works out because you enjoy the journey.
The more you relax, the better life goes for you.
Kitty Kat by Megan thee Stallion
8,9,31,4,Ahead Of The Curve,Leader Of The Pack, Remix,Comeback season, sea life, coffee, Miguel,the bay,money,names in Arabic , making people sweat, wigs, extensions, clip ins , hairstylist, diy queen or king, checking on me without a check for me is crazzzzzzzy, snaps fingers at people lolololll oh well damn yall that is kinda cute but maybe Iâm toxic đ
Dang, yâall, can you stop that? Idk what you doing, but âCanât Leave You Aloneâ by Ella Mai just started playing, so đ.
Your experience makes people give you your way. You donât beg, but they beg for you to act right. Your vibe is making people feel weak because they want you, and you are not even effected by them. Youâre sitting there, like, cleaning your kitchen or something, and these people are crashing out over you.
You are the biggest temptation. You bring out the freaks. Your energy is fast tracking lovers to you, so youâre probably experiencing an abundance of everything: money, great experiences, lots of win-win situations, even when you decide not to participate.
Itâs kinda like you get paid regardless, or you win the thing weather you show up late or at all đ. Iâm dead, Iâm dead. What? Lol. Please donât enter nothing Iâm trying to win đ. You freaking walking trophy on legs. Iâm doneeeeee. I love it.
You guys are the reason people stay strong, literally, because youâre so mysterious. This is the pile people watches you survive a smear campaign of some sort, and they regret not speaking up for you because now you are healed without the closure you deserved.
The people who hurt you are facing judgment because whatever spark of yours they tried to snatch, the divine is returning to you, as long as you forgive them and yourself for interacting with them. I heard, âinterfering with their karma,â lol.
Oh, they are big mad because you came out on top on their secret one sided beef they had with you. The more you forgive them, the faster you magnify your manifesting power. Everyone can see how powerful your focus is. Thatâs why they want it by any means, lol.
If youâre worried that youâll go through this lesson again, you wont, as long as you truly forgive and forget this person, situation, career. You deserve better, and it will find you.
The people who compliment you guys have to work up the courage to do so. Try not to reject them đ. This is my pile that is being seen as a lucky charm. Is everyone watching you get your flowers? Please, baby, take a bow.
But know you have a sold out show going on every night. Your focus is paying off. This is the pile people had no idea what you were looking at. Now youâre living your flyest timeline.
36,9,37,10,29,11,Tapatio,Pink,Hearts,Moon Cycle,The first 48, luxury purchases, coin purse, vocabulary champion, moments like spotlight moments, car rides, expensive taste,expensive toys???, worth , taxes, cable ride???????, vacation, you the birthday , mind moving to fast ,butterflies, medication,
Your energy is like dancing on the table. Itâs like running up the scoreboard on fun and memories. Even if you are chronically ill, itâs not a shameful thing. If anyone knows anything, even seeing you work through a cold, your energy is like a hot, fun summer night. Thatâs how you feel.
Your cards tell me you have a soul song, something begging to be embodied, or maybe you do let your soul sing. Donât hide your interests and talents. Itâs okay to be niche. Itâs authentic to have hobbies. Itâs okay to gravitate towards others who enjoy what you enjoy.
You didnât let life happen to you. Whatever youâre energetically moving as, itâs powerful and cleansing. You bring in the light đĄ. You find the silver lining, and you go with it. You have shown people the way, and thatâs how youâre being seen, felt, and experienced right now, you little heartbreaker.
You make people grow in the best way, and thatâs okay. They always appreciate you in the end, lol. No discipline is fun during the discipline, but it pays off to listen.
You enjoy the silence. Your presence is heavy, like a comfortable blanket, like the smell of food cooking in a house, desserts, sweets. Even you feel like a safe space, and people crave it. They want to take you home and keep you there, which makes you wonder whatâs got them so hung up.
You are the type of person to call someone out to their face, and instead of it going bad, the person agrees and changes đ. Powerful đ.
Keep being your shining self. You are a walking energy diffuser. You can heal audiences through the screen. You are that one, pile 5. You change with the currents, but you excel each and every time. A wave tries to knock you out, you learn how to hold your breath longer. You are the hard work that gets done regardless. You are the extra set that grows your muscles. Itâs you, pile 5.
(Wow, can you, like, chill? Thank you. I have to, like, go shower, do my nighttime routine after this. Yâall got me ready to nap, lol. Yâall have such healing, calming energy. It puts people to sleep. They trust you so easily. Itâs good youâre a good person đ.)
Guys, you might be pregnant or newly finding out. Look, I rebuke that for myself, lol, hehehe. But, um, yeah, yâall do what it do. If not a baby, maybe you are aligning with your best self, the self you will be proud of, and thatâs something to be excited about as well.
You might be needed in a space to speak up more. Itâs okay. People enjoy your input more than you think đ. Give yourself grace.
All in all, your energy makes people crave you more. They canât even understand why or when, but once it was you, it was and could be no one else. This pile has all the lip service, honey đŻ.
I hope the reading was entertaining. Your energy feels like hitting the bong near someone and it aligns their chakras. You yell at someone, and it turns them on type of nonsense đ. Yâall need to dance, dance, dance, dance to get these slimy, possessive personality types away. Dance hard in your home alone. If you can do it in front of people, you need to build that aura. You need to enjoy your own energy so you understand how powerful it is.
Youâre why I had to give everybody new nicknames. That allure, that frequency you emit, is divine. Itâs different. Itâs a power that canât be explained or denied.
Whew. Your GPS gets you to the destination every single time. You lead, and you smell great, btw. Your perfume combo is hitting.
Baddest in the Building by Kevin Gates
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