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"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

"they shouldn't have adapted the incest" yeah girl let's just remove lestat getting raped by magnus too. let's remove his brothers beating him up. let's remove akasha kidnapping him. let's remove any instance of lestat being abused since abuse (especially sexual abuse) is soooo "icky" to watch

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

sorry the fact that lestat went and bought halloween candy- and still went to give it out despite the fact he was in the middle of a breakdown- just for kids to show up at his door dressed like his dead daughter and two of his exes. absolutely killing me.

Also, no wonder Lestat made an ass of himself at the de Pointe du Lac family dinner in season one, he has no home training and a family dinner table is a PVP enabled zone in his mind. He is used to it being a WWE SmackDown and not the site of quiet and deftly targeted advanced psychological warfare tactics like in a normal dysfunctional family.