love you

y'all mind if i…………be my best self??

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule

“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them

hey kids wanna know something cool? my life ended many years ago my physical body is just still here

my biggest kink is finally buying something i’ve been eyeing forever 

*plays animal crossing every day nonstop for 9 months* *forgets to play for 1 day* *doesn’t play for 2 years*

literally me

me selling my wares from the forest

is that tape

it’s the best tape there is - and i know tape, and that’s the best tape there is

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”