(Taylor's Version)

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

I have fairy wings but u can't see them cuz u don't have enough whimsy u lameass bitch

Can I be honest. The way we keep going from Monday to Tuesday to Wednesday to Thursday to Friday to Saturday to Sunday back to Monday is deeply troubling

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

I barely talk to anyone anymore so if i talk to you congrats

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

vampires kissing the spot they’re about to bite has me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there

it's so atrocious how im into nerds. oh ur infodumping? fucking. dump a load inside while ur at it.

i hate being asked if ive been a good girl ive been kinda stupid and annoying and dumb lately actually dont remind me