Pink Osprey

Somewhere on this earth, every ten seconds, a woman gives birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her.

Keep smiling ...it makes people wonder what you're up to.

No outfit is complete without dog hair.

For the first time in awhile, she was truly happy ... then she remembered ... she was drunk.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Bad decisions make good stories.

I asked God for bike, but I know God doesn't work that way ... so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

say hello to my little friend ...no more plastic bags

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."  Mark Twain

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile...then we'll be new friends!

In a quandary ...love "Dancers at the Bar" by Colombian artist Fernando Botero ...and my Fitbit.

The nom de brush for Josh Agle is "Shag" ... nom nom nom.  ♥

Sarcasm helps you keep from telling people what you really think of them.

Just here ... drinking coffee ... trying to look important.

The trouble with reality is that there is no background music.