before the decade ends 😳😳😳 anyone wanna admit they’re in love with me 😳😳😳

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

any1 wanna b homoerotic later

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

You know i dont get homoerotically pinned to the wall nearly enough

you can find homoerotic subtext in anything if you believe in yourself

how is a b*tch supposed to have any motivation when its pitch black at 4pm 😩

being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/

no. recognize your milf potential

bon voyage camera operators never interfere. bags left behind, passports lost, keys and combinations forgotten and lost, members stranded in foreign countries, and they don’t say a damn word, just keep on filming. they’re like national geographic photographers

guys I actually shed a tear

I am a puddle. I am a puddle of tears.

TRILLS FOR DAYZ

@strawberreli

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

It’s just roll call bro