Eat Raw Meat = Blood Droll

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SONG LUCI BY ZAND

SONG KILL MY FRIENDS BY gP.

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❝ How does it feel to have so many legs? ❞ ❝ God stop staring- you have too many eyes. ❞ ❝ Since when does a dog skitter? ❞ ❝ Are those....egg sacs? ❞ ❝ Pl-please let me go, I don’t want to be food. ❞ ❝ Did you just... bite me? ❞ ❝ Is it poison? Am I gonna die? ❞ ❝ Get your filthy legs off me! ❞ ❝ Gross, what is that? ❞ ❝ Can you please stop leaving your molted skin everywhere? ❞ ❝ Why is there so much webbing? ❞ ❝ Ew, you are getting poison drool all over the couch. ❞ ❝ How can something so furry be so rough? ❞ ❝ You know, you having a ton of legs is kinda hot. ❞ ❝ This silk is so soft- you mind if I rest with you? ❞ ❝ Bugs are just cold mindless hungry beasts! ❞ ❝ You really gotta liquefy your food at the table? Can’t you just eat yogurt like a normal person? ❞ ❝ When I said I like bondage, I didn’t mean wrap me up in a cocoon. ❞ ❝ Why is there so much webbing? ❞ ❝ So like do you have like 10,000 kids hiding in a cave somewhere? ❞ ❝ Do you bite the heads off your mate after you fuck them? ❞ ❝ Got an ovipositor or something? ❞ ❝ Please don’t lay eggs in me- I don’t want to die. ❞ ❝ Your eyes are so pretty. All of them. ❞ ❝ Haha- you’re legs are tickling me- stop! ❞ ❝ Why the hell do you have so many of those- those disgusting bugs! ❞ ❝ Aw it’s so cute!! I’ve always wanted a tarantula. ❞ ❝ Ain’t bugs that big supposed to be extinct? ❞ ❝ I’d love to cut you open and figure out how you tick. A human top, but a insectiod lower half- you are quite the scientific marvel. ❞ ❝ If I sprayed you with insecticide would you curl up and die? ❞ ❝ Please, stop screaming. The mandibles are more for show. And even if I was hungry, I wouldn’t go after you. ❞ ❝ Stop grabbing my legs- I’m gonna trip. ❞ ❝ You know, you humans are quite a treat. Much larger, much more fun to play with. And my nest will love you too. ❞ ❝ I’m going to break you apart and slurp up your insides. ❞ ❝ You know, most people are scared of me but...I’m glad you aren’t. ❞ ❝ Ow! That was one of my (insert number of eyes) you hit there, you prick! ❞ ❝ Stop trying to spray me! It ain’t gonna work, I’m larger then you! ❞ ❝ Of course you can’t squish me, idiot. ❞ ❝ Well, isn’t it my lucky day? I was trying to find a vessel to lay my clutch in. ❞ ❝ You know, you’ve really helped me get over my fears of creepy crawlies. ❞ ❝ I never understood why people were scared of them- how can something so small be dangerous! ❞      ❝ Wanna see my pets? You’ll love them, they are really friendly. ❞ ❝ Never thought I’d fall in love with a bug. ❞

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I have NEVER done commissions before so I do apologize if I seem a little new to the process.

So was watching the Drawfee episode where they draw themselves as Pokemon given favourite animal + type assigned by friends, so I did that! My friend suggested Ghost / Poison for me!

We’re Always Open

❝ So, do you lay eggs? ❞ ❝ Your scales are so pretty. ❞ ❝ Please for the love of god stop asking me if I lay eggs. ❞ ❝ So, does your tail ever get caught on stuff? ❞ ❝ Were you born like this? ❞ ❝ Stop throwing a goddamn hissy fit! ❞ ❝ How sensitive are they? ❞ ❝ So if you’re a snake, what’s your downstairs situation like? ❞ ❝ Stop scratching up shit! ❞ ❝ Are you cold? ❞ ❝ Why do we need 20 heated blankets? ❞ ❝ You could have told me earlier. ❞ ❝ No, I’m not going to eat you. You aren’t part of my diet. ❞         ❝ How about you coil me up? ❞ ❝ If you are going to shed at least clean it up. ❞ ❝ You better not eat rats around me. ❞ ❝ Sorry, you didn’t need to see that. ❞ ❝ There’s a reason I don’t eat when you’re around. ❞ ❝ Your eyes are doing that weird thing again. ❞ ❝ So are you being sexy or are you doing the ‘smells with tongue’ thing? ❞ ❝ You’re a lot smoother then I would have thought. ❞ ❝ You’re warmer then I thought. ❞ ❝ Are you poisonous? ❞     ❝ Please stop jumping around so much, the vibrations are giving me a headache. ❞ ❝ Yes, I love you. No I am not going to play along with your ‘snake charmer’ joke. ❞ ❝ I do actually cook my food I will let you know. ❞ ❝ You know, since i’m still new to you like this, we can always test things out. ❞ ❝ You make me feel safe when you surround me like this. ❞ ❝ I don’t know if I’m alright with this. ❞ ❝ You’re sick. Just some disgusting reptile! ❞ ❝ Cold-blooded asshole. ❞ ❝ So are dragons like the superheroes of your kind? ❞ ❝ You’re a dragon? That’s fucking cool! ❞ ❝ Can we go flying? ❞ ❝ I can only answer so many questions at once. ❞ ❝ Why have you been hiding? ❞ ❝ I’ve always hated snakes. They freak me out. ❞ ❝ Am I just prey to you? A meal to toy with? ❞ ❝ You’re so unique. I like exploring you. ❞ ❝ That still feel so weird. It’s going to take a while for me to get used to that. ❞

❝ I would without a doubt, smash a puppy to death, for 10 grand. 10 grand easy ❞ ❝ He probably doesn't even have memories. ❞ ❝ I probably wouldn't even donate any money, I'd just do it ❞ ❝Welcome to the Rice Fields motherfucker❞ ❝Would you like some tap water?❞ ❝ Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli ❞ ❝ Who's there? I have a belt and I'm not afraid to hang myself! ❞ ❝I like women, don't get me wrong, but there ain't nothing wrong with a good old fashioned dick❞ ❝ I came through a portal holding a 40 and a blunt. Do you really want to test me right now? ❞ ❝ Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit about animals. I only give a shit about people who think they give a shit about animals ❞ ❝Good, be sad. Emotion is something I have always envied because of the way they fuel you.❞ ❝ This is what happens when you don't smack your fucking kids ❞ ❝ I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands on its own now. ❞         ❝ If you're feeling suicidal you've come to the right place ❞ ❝ Why did you leave me!?!? ❞ ❝ No one cares about your robot fanfiction. Know your place... trash! ❞ ❝ I make the beat drop like old people with polio ❞ ❝ I discovered porn on newgrounds. ❞ ❝ Is there an eternal struggle within your soul that bothers you my friend? Where is your God now?❞ ❝ Time to throw away your applications, cause YOUR GOIN TO ART SCHOOOL!!! Just kidding, kill yourself. ❞ ❝ GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED! ❞ ❝ Sometimes you just gotta get in there and eat the whole ass. ❞ ❝ Let me tell you something, women are flies and I am going to be a dead carcass in no time ❞     ❝ I’m giving you this disease because I love you!❞ ❝ There nothing like a good cops marathon to remind you there are shittier people than you ❞ ❝ Fuck that shit, being yourself is pathetic! ❞ ❝ I need some dick in my life... now ❞ ❝ Your existence is God’s failure❞ ❝ My favorite anime’s consist of Toy Story, Cory in the House, airplane instruction videos from the 80′s.❞ ❝ Are you an irrational, radical feminist? Well here’s a tip: get laid, you fat piece of shit. ❞ ❝ Are you an irrational, radical ANTI-feminist? Well here’s a tip: get laid, you fat piece of shit. ❞ ❝ I like my women like I like my coffee: flat and white. ❞ ❝ Hey, I’m Vegan. Can you give me this medal?❞ ❝ I want to die. ❞ ❝ If you’re new here then I am so sorry.❞ ❝ It’s time to stop, okay?! ❞ ❝ Add 2 cups of self raising flour. It’s parents abandoned it at a young age, so it had to raise itself. ❞ ❝ I really like having these intimate talks with you. ❞ ❝ I haven’t killed myself yet, so let’s see how much further we can go. ❞ ❝ Where are your parents?! ❞ ❝ I live in a constant state of fear and misery. ❞ ❝ I don’t need pickup lines because they don’t work on corpses.❞ ❝ It’s all fun and games until some kid dies. Then it’s hilarious! ❞ ❝ Spray paint your teeth white! ❞

❝ Um I use my ass, way to assume.❞  ❝ THREE DAYS IN THE PIT!❞ ❝ LET ME KILL THE POPULATION AND MAKE (___ / YOU) QUESTION (YOUR / THEIR) SEXUALITY!❞ ❝ Is it cannibalism or sexy? What's the difference ?❞      ❝ are you gonna fuck a crab? ❞     ❝ blue eyes are a symbol of bad shit ❞     ❝ IM HOME STOP FUCKING ❞      ❝ the safe word shouldn’t be harder? ❞     ❝ All that matters is your D. ❞     ❝ I may seem sweet but its all a ruse ❞   ❝ This doesn’t taste like apple juice. ❞   ❝ what the fuck is an ooh-wooh?   ❞ ❝ you want me to say something dirty to you?.....gym socks.   ❞ ❝ i cant hear u over the sin   ❞           ❝ i just say whatever comes to my chaotic kinky mind   ❞ ❝ ill eat those hands before i shake them   ❞   ❝ GET OVER HERE AND ACCEPT IT YOU T POSING FUCK I WILL DRAG YOU OVER HERE BY YOUR FUCKING LOCKED ARMS ❞ ❝ IF YOU DONT LIKE A LITTLE SOMETHING TO PULL ON YOURE WEAK ❞ ❝ i love how we now have to clarify what we’re not ❞       ❝ there is a big difference between sexy foxy person and an interesting monster ❞ ❝ you’re a coward but for different more sensible reasons ❞ ❝ Not to bring logic into monster fucking ❞ ❝ If you can't appreciate this hot wendigo ass then fuck you ❞ ❝ shocking i dont want to fucking anyone that carries body parts around in their teeth ❞ ❝ i cant believe our friendship has finally fallen apart over monsterfucking ❞ ❝ Its 2018 everybody's a little bit of a monster fucker ❞ ❝ Listen the conclusion is ____ is weak and in denial ❞ ❝ IF YOU ARE FUCKING A MONSTER YOU ARE MONSTERFUCKING!!! ❞   ❝ I hope you know I'm actually screaming into my phone ❞ ❝ And you’re a closet monster fucker so I don't want to hear it ❞ ❝ im nOT fukCinG a mONStEr ❞ ❝ Sometimes you just gotta fuck a monster ❞  ❝ All they need is love and maybe a muzzle ❞ ❝ Half asleep sin is best sin ❞ ❝ sucking dicks and cannibalism- sounds like a nice night time chat ❞ ❝ swallowing is cannibalism cause it came from a human ❞ ❝ A family that dines on human flesh together is one that stays together ❞ ❝ a kilt means no restraints ❞ ❝ Toys? Weak. Knives? Woke.❞ ❝ I just drew ____ with a piece of bread covering his penis.❞ ❝ me willingly accepting drugs from ____ sounds about right .❞ ❝ Deck my Balls.❞ ❝ That was way more innocent then my thought ❞ ❝ say goodbye to your dick, ____ ❞ ❝ Diffusion? You mean dickfussion ❞ ❝ ____ PLEASE think before you talk.  ❞ ❝ MITOSIS IS HOT OK  ❞ ❝ I don't think anyone’s popped a boner from seeing a college biology book laying around but here we are ❞ ❝ we can kiss during the boring bits ❞ ❝ yeah I can't wait for the ultimate smash either ❞ ❝ AL L I DO IS TRY TO CREATE ART FOR YOU ❞ ❝ theres no fun allowed in kink jail any more ❞ ❝ Accept the good succ as your savior ❞ ❝ put me back in jail you coward let me and ____ fight it out ❞ ❝ no one can hear you in kink solitary ❞ ❝ appreciate my art ❞ ❝ ____ could be being plowed and still act more like a top then some people ❞                                                

I’VE SEEN NO ONE MENTION THIS FREEZEFRAME FROM THE NEW HAZBIN CLIP AND HONESTLY? ITS SO DISTURBINGLY BEAUTIFUL ITS A TRAGEDY NO ONE HAS TILL NOW

aka a Sin Picture

I Almost Told You That I Loved You // Papa Roach