WA list of quotes from the channel FilthyFrank. feel free to change pronouns if applicable! SOME OF THIS INCREDIBLY NSFW OR SENSITIVE with topics like suicide, murder, abuse, etc.
❝ I would without a doubt, smash a puppy to death, for 10 grand. 10 grand easy ❞
❝ He probably doesn't even have memories. ❞
❝ I probably wouldn't even donate any money, I'd just do it ❞
❝Welcome to the Rice Fields motherfucker❞
❝Would you like some tap water?❞
❝ Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli ❞
❝ Who's there? I have a belt and I'm not afraid to hang myself! ❞
❝I like women, don't get me wrong, but there ain't nothing wrong with a good old fashioned dick❞
❝ I came through a portal holding a 40 and a blunt. Do you really want to test me right now? ❞
❝ Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit about animals. I only give a shit about people who think they give a shit about animals ❞
❝Good, be sad. Emotion is something I have always envied because of the way they fuel you.❞
❝ This is what happens when you don't smack your fucking kids ❞
❝ I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands on its own now. ❞
❝ If you're feeling suicidal you've come to the right place ❞
❝ Why did you leave me!?!? ❞
❝ No one cares about your robot fanfiction. Know your place... trash! ❞
❝ I make the beat drop like old people with polio ❞
❝ I discovered porn on newgrounds. ❞
❝ Is there an eternal struggle within your soul that bothers you my friend? Where is your God now?❞
❝ Time to throw away your applications, cause YOUR GOIN TO ART SCHOOOL!!! Just kidding, kill yourself. ❞
❝ GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED! ❞
❝ Sometimes you just gotta get in there and eat the whole ass. ❞
❝ Let me tell you something, women are flies and I am going to be a dead carcass in no time ❞
❝ I’m giving you this disease because I love you!❞
❝ There nothing like a good cops marathon to remind you there are shittier people than you ❞
❝ Fuck that shit, being yourself is pathetic! ❞
❝ I need some dick in my life... now ❞
❝ Your existence is God’s failure❞
❝ My favorite anime’s consist of Toy Story, Cory in the House, airplane instruction videos from the 80′s.❞
❝ Are you an irrational, radical feminist? Well here’s a tip: get laid, you fat piece of shit. ❞
❝ Are you an irrational, radical ANTI-feminist? Well here’s a tip: get laid, you fat piece of shit. ❞
❝ I like my women like I like my coffee: flat and white. ❞
❝ Hey, I’m Vegan. Can you give me this medal?❞
❝ I want to die. ❞
❝ If you’re new here then I am so sorry.❞
❝ It’s time to stop, okay?! ❞
❝ Add 2 cups of self raising flour. It’s parents abandoned it at a young age, so it had to raise itself. ❞
❝ I really like having these intimate talks with you. ❞
❝ I haven’t killed myself yet, so let’s see how much further we can go. ❞
❝ Where are your parents?! ❞
❝ I live in a constant state of fear and misery. ❞
❝ I don’t need pickup lines because they don’t work on corpses.❞
❝ It’s all fun and games until some kid dies. Then it’s hilarious! ❞
❝ Spray paint your teeth white! ❞