Pinkalish world

Not being surprised by a turn of events because you saw them coming a mile away. “What do you mean you didn’t see this coming? They are clearly like this <insert list of someone’s personality/characteristics>”

Kicking people in the right direction. Someone is more honest with you is actually the one who cares more about your well being. 

Perfected the art of being subtle and also direct at telling dirty jokes at times people least expect

Takes a lot to make us turn our back on you 

I don’t blame others for my mistakes or misfortune. I find it’s pretty pathetic if you can’t own up to the problems you’ve caused or played some part in.

Apparently, my self-deprecating humour put others at ease.

Sorry that I take more of an interest in you, enquiring the subjects people don’t ask you. I just want to feel closer to you.

Maybe I don’t say the correct words to make you feel better or say them in the way you would like - on a stand in front of everyone and anyone. I have my own unique way of saying I care about you.

Identifying the problem is more than halfway to finding a solution. 

May have forgiven but never forgets what people have done good or bad